so there was this one time where i was buying 'the 1975' on cd because i had listened to it on spotify and i knew all the words and stuff but i wanted it on cd so yeahbut the guy at the desk was like 16 and he just kinda looked at me when i handed it to him for him to scan
keep in mind i'm wearing tracksuit bottoms and hoodie and uggs so i don't look like my usual edgy self
he looked at me
then back at the cd
then back at me
the back at the cd
then he shrugged his shoulders and scanned it and me being the awkward potato i am i just blurted 'IM USUALLY WEARING BLACK SKINNY JEANS'
and he kind just looked at me like 'um alright' so then he just mumbled "so you like this kind of music"
i was super embarrassed so i was just like 'uh yeah'
then he just smirked, asked me for my money, gave me my change and said "my kinda girl" slid the cd over then i left
i didn't even catch the smooth motherfuckers name
i like that kid
thats all for story time with issy
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De Todoawkward (adjective) awk•ward description: /1/ not smooth or graceful /2/ causing difficulty /3/ deliberately unreasonable (eg. you're being awkward!) /4/ me