Me: Okay! Let's continue!
Gene-*kicks him in the balls* NOW KISS ME YOU FAT JEWISH BASTARD!
Gene: *holds onto his crotch in pain* Ohhh! Was that...owww!..even necessary?
Paul-why are you so fat?
Vinnie-MARRY ME!
Bruce-*gives him a shih tzu puppy* Your welcome!
Vinnie: No, I will not.
KissFan who dared Vinnie: *puts a spell on Vinnie and turns him into a rock*
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POOF!
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Vinnie: 😬 I can't...move!
Me: OH NO! Vinnie has been turned into a rock!
Paul: I'm not fat. I work out every day.
Kiss fan who asked Paul a question: Fat b*tch. *walks away*
Paul: 🙁
Bruce: 🙂 Thank you for the dog. *picks up the shih tzu puppy and it licks his face*
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Truth Or Dare With Kiss (28)
HumorThe TWENTY-EIGHTH book to my truth or dare seres with the hottest band in the world.
