Me: This is a disaster! I don't even know how to read ancient Egyptian writing!
Vinnie: *is sniffing Michael's hand curiously*
Michael: *smiles* I'm sure one of us can figure it out. *pets Vinnie gently*
Suzy: Maybe Paul can translate it through the eye.
Paul: *barks* (I'll try my best!)
(*Paul Stanley the poodle walks over to the Egyptian artifact and sniffs it, and then the black star on his necklace began to glow a purple color*)
Me: What?
(*The Egyptian artifact has some hieroglyphics on the side and after a few minutes, Paul was able to translate it*)
KellerSinger18: What does it say, Paulie?
Paul: *barks and then picks up a pen in his mouth and writes it down on a piece of paper*
Me: Oh my god! Paul actually did it!
Paul: *barks* (It was my pleasure, darling!) *licks my face*
Vinnie: *runs towards me and stands front of Paul, growling* (Back off!) (She's MINE!)
Paul: *whimpers while backing away from Vinnie* (Sorry Ankh!)
Suzy: So, what are we waiting for? Let's turn everyone back to normal!
Eric Carr: *reads what it says on the piece of paper, and rubs the emerald gem with his pointy fox nose*
(*There was a flash of golden light and then when it disappeared, the rest of the Kiss were standing there in their bathrobes*)
Paul: Huh?
Ace: Um...what just happened?
Gene: *smells some kind of odor* Oh, for the love of Christine Sixteen! I smell like a wet dog!
Bruce: So do I.
Me: VINNNNNNIEEE! *runs over to Vinnie and pounces on him, hugging and kissing him all over his face*
Vinnie: Aww! I missed you too, darling.
Me: *is crying tears of joy* I was SO worried about you!
Vinnie: *holds me closer to his chest* There there, it's okay. I'm not going anywhere. 😘
Peter: You guys got turned into dogs.
Paul: WHAT?! 😧
Gene: WHAT?! 😧
Ace: *cackles* No way! 😂
Suzy: It's true. This little mischievous stinker of a fox messed with one of Vinnie's Egyptian artifacts and it turned you guys into dogs.
Vinnie: Eric...😑 Why in the name of Anubis did you do that?
Me: We told you not to touch anything that was in OUR bedroom.
Eric Carr: Heh heh...😅...help me. 😶
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Truth Or Dare With Kiss (28)
HumorThe TWENTY-EIGHTH book to my truth or dare seres with the hottest band in the world.
