Cuphead Adventures!

How to Beat a Monkey at Chess

Cuphead: You won't beat me, MONKEY

Monkey: Lets bet.

Cuphead: *trying to figure a piece out*

Mugman: *watching* You can do this!

Cuphead: *moves a piece*

Monkey: *takes 3 of Cuphead's pieces*

Mugman: Dang.

Cuphead: COME ON, THIS SHOULDNT BE THIS HARD!

Mugman: We're only ten seconds into the game....

Cuphead: I'd like to see YOU do this!!

Mugman: We can do this together!

Cuphead: BROTHER POWER!! *tries to place a horse-guy on a pawn, but gets pawned right out of it by the other horse-guy* Dang it.

*Suddenly, Grim and Wally fly by*

Grim: what's going on?

Cuphead: We're trying to beat this monkey!

Wally: We can try this!

*Grim's wing grabs a piece, and moves left*

Monkey: :) *pawns it*

Grim: Oh-

Wally: Your a beginner, Grim. Let me do this. *He pawns a castle* See- *gets his own castle pawned* Dang it-

Cuphead: Maybe we should let the monkey win-

Mugman, Grim, and Wally: NEVER!!

Cuphead: Okay, jeez...

Cagney Carnation: What's wrong, guys?

Grim: This monkey is being annoying-

Monkey: :)

Cagney: Okay yeah your going down.

*Many failed attempts later*

Cuphead: HOW. DO. WE. BEAT. YOU!?

Wally Jr: Hey guys!

Wally: Oh, hey, son.

Wally Jr: Oh, your playing chess! Fun! *sees a piece and checkmates the monkey*

Monkey: >:(

Cuphead, Mugman, Grim, Wally, Cagney: . . .AH-