Sally: Ugh, we're not getting anywhere, 4 people have already been crossed out!
Baroness: Don't worry, Sally, it's fine!Sally: no it's not!
Baroness: Yes it is, but, we can do it for you!
Sally: Thanks, I've always wanted to be a detective!
*SUSPECT 4 INFORMATION*SUSPECT: WERNER WERMAN
LOCATION: INKWELL ISLE THREEBaroness: That was such a LONG Walk!
Sally: Err... I'm not sure, we only walked 2 isles, which is 2 blocks...
Sally: WHAT THE?!!?!??!??!?!?!
Baroness: The sign says... WHAT?!?!?!?Sally: Hmm... guess it wasn't Werner
Baroness: Why is the cat staring at us like that.. Let me jot that down!
*FINAL SUSPECTS: 5,6,7*
SUSPECTS: BEPPI THE CLOWN, DJIMMI THE GREAT, CAPTAIN BRINEYBEARDLOCATION: INKWELL ISLE 2, between the skirts..
Captain Brineybeard: Just... don't tell them okay....
Djimmi the Great: Yeah...
Beppi the Clown: I don't under-
Baroness: SO YOU GUYS WERE THE ONES GOSSIPING
Beppi the Clown: NOT ME!?!
Djimmi the Great: Yeah... it wasn't him//Sally: but why...?
Djimmi: I saw a horrible future for your business, Baroness!
Captain Brineybeard: So I tried to help-
Djimmi: But people, such as Grim took it the wrong way! Grim stopped having feelings for you after a while!
Baroness: Wait.. Grim liked me...? As in "liked-liked?"
Djimmi: Yes...Baroness: Why you little?!?!?!?!?!!?!???
Sally: *jotting this down*
Djimmi: Look, I'm sorry..
Brineybeard: me too... We'll fix this, we promise!!
Sally: We believe you!
*2 hours later
Sally: I kind of want to write in this journal... you know what, lets do it!
Cuphead: Hey Sally!
Mugman: Hi Sally! Wait, whats going on?Sally: Nothing...
Cuphead: Hey... are Grim and Baroness... dating?!?!?!??!!?!?!
Sally: yeah!
Cuphead: Wow... what did we miss??A/N Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that little 2-parter! Looks like things are gonna be a little bit different between the group chat since Grim and Baroness are now "Candy Dragon"! Enjoy the rest of this series!
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