Cuphead Adventures!

The Coffee Machine is Busted!

A/N Hey guys! Alex here, this is my favorite part of Parks and Recreation by far, I thought I'd remake it XD. Enjoy! (P.S. I might be in this series more!)

Elder Kettle: Alright, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know..

Mugman: I did :(, I broke it! 

Elder Kettle: No.. no you didn't, Baroness?

Baroness Von Bon Bon: Don't look at me, look at Cuphead!

Cuphead: *Anime gasp*

Cuphead: What? I didn't do it?!

Baroness: Oh, that's weird... how did you know it was broken!

Cuphead: Because it's standing right in front of us and its broken!!

Baroness: Suspicious...

Cuphead: NO ITS NOT!!!

Goopy Le Grande: If it matters, probably not.. but.... Moetato was the last one to use it!

Moetato: LIAR! I DON'T EVEN DRINK COFFEE, I'M A VEGETARIAN!!

Goopy Le Grande: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Moetato: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Goopy!

Mugman: Let's not fight, I broke it! Let me pay for it with my coins, Kettle!

Elder Kettle: NO! WHO BROKE IT!!!!

Cuphead: Kettle... Grim's been awfully quiet..

Grim Matchstick: ?!

Grim Matchstick: OH REALLY!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

Cuphead: Yes, really!

Grim Matchstick: Oh my goodness, why would you...

[Everyone starts arguing]

Mugman: GUYS! I BROKE IT!!!

Elder Kettle: Umm narrator can I talk with you for a sec?

@AlexSaldivarGames: Umm... yes?

Elder Kettle: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

@AlexSaldivarGames sooo...? Go tell them so they can stop fighting? Eh.. whatever, this is how it normally goes...