Sally's Dunktastic, Totally Radical, Amazing Show!

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Mr. Stageplay: Hello, Honey! What is the next show your gonna plan?

Sally Stageplay: I need a show that will blow people's socks off! Not just my usual show.

Mr. Stageplay: How are you gonna do that?

Sally Stageplay: I'll make a show that will blow people's socks off! You can do this, Buddy! I'll be right back!

***The night of the Show***

Cuphead: *sigh* I hope this show isn't as distasteful as the last one. It was awful!

Mugman: Yeah, that was bad. It was a disaster!

Cuphead: Well, let's look at it!

*The Show is Now Starting

Knuckles the Echidna: *holding a rope that lifts a sign, and lifts it, and pants*

The Sign: "Sally's Dunktastic, Totally Radical, Amazing Show!"

Cuphead: Huh?!

Sally Stageplay: *in a car* Hey, you wicked trash!! Let's get groovy!

Knuckles: *whispers* This is getting kinda heavy, so I have to hold it the whole show?!

Sally Stageplay: *gives him another sign* Lift this one!

Knuckles: *sighs, and lifts up Sign 2*

Sign 2: "Scene 1: The RADICAL Fight"

Knuckles; *panting, his face starts sweating*

*Note The signs are like 10000 lbs big. Knuckles.... sorry, brother...

Sally: Can it you!!

*Scene 1

Sally: This is radical, man! We are so groovy and lit!!

Cuphead: *cringing*

Officer: Hey man! Stop with ya bad attitudes. Or we have to drop the bombshell!

Sally: Nah, fam, I'm good!

*they start a "epic police chase"

Officer: VROOM VRROM

Sally: SKIRRRRT

Sally: *gives Knuckles another rope and whispers* LIFT!

Knuckles: *barely able to get it off the ground, and shakily lifts it in the air*

Sign 3: *SCENE 2: THE POPO CHASE*

Sally: This is radical, man! We'll escape those freeloaders like no tomorrow. Radical! Sick! Swag! Awesome!!!

Knuckles: *face turning really red, and panting*

Tails: I-is... Knuckles okay??

Sonic: Umm... How big were those signs again?

Officer: 10 thousand pounds, and 24 inches.

Knuckles: *the rope starts pulling him* U-uh oh!!!

Cuphead: LOOK OUT!!!

Knuckles: *lets go, the weight bearing too much*

*All three signs fall on Knuckles, and pieces shatter everywhere, scarring some people, and making dust on the rest*

Cuphead/Other people: *get out of the rubble* O-ow...

Cuphead: Think I cracked a little...

Elder Kettle: Is everyone alright?

Cuphead: *looks at everyone and realizes* Knuckles!!!

*A uncomfortable moan comes from under the signs*

Cuphead: He'll be okay.... I think...

Officer: Everyone out!!

**2 hours later: Sally texts her husband

Sally: *sighs* You know, that was supposed to end better. I

Mr. Stageplay: What do you think?! Your volunteer ended in the hospital, with many injuries. Your building owner is charging $23,000 for the damage, which is our life savings, and, lastly, to make things worse, Knuckles is making us pay for his hospital fees! Which is another $175 down the drain!! And our shows will have a reputation and- *realized she's gone* Sally?

*Mr. Stageplay sees a note

You will pay for those, or else you will sleep on the couch

Sally

Mr. Stageplay: *just sighs*

**Epilouge

Knuckles: *on the hospital bed, with a broken leg and broken arm, sighs* This is why I hate volunteering...

*This is for people who like detail

*2 notes are on the desk

1st note:
Hope you feel better!

Sonic + Tails

2nd note:
You are a monkey
Rouge❤

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