Cuphead: Hey guys, Cuphead here! I'm here with Mugman, Cala Maria, and Elder Kettle
Elder Kettle: My boy, I don't think-
Cuphead: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Cuphead: ANYWAY GUYS, Today we're gonna be reading fanfiction
*Sound Effects: BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM*
Cuphead: Yeah, lets get started!
*FANFICTION #1: Cuphead x Baroness Von Bon Bon (SAD)*
The night was peaceful, the stars shined in the great big sky, Cuphead and Baroness sat together, they were 16 now, it had been 4 years since Cuphead and his persuadable brother, Mugman, dealt with the demon that changed they're lives...
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Mugman: Cuphead?!
Cuphead: What?
Mugman: YOU CHOSE A ROMANCE FANFICTION??
Cuphead: Yeah.. lets continue
Mugman: NO NO TURN OFF THA-
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"You Know, Baroness.." Cuphead stated "On nights like this.."
"Yes, Cuppy?" Baroness asked, awaiting to find out what would become of the two teenagers. "I have a confession..." Cuphead said, turning away from his girlfriend. "Woah, cuphead... what is it?" Baroness asked. "I-I've never loved you" He said, ashamed, "w-what?" Baroness yelped, tears welling in her eyes.. "I'm sorry.." Cuphead said. "Goodbye.." He yelled before running from the now broken princess. "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*The End*
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Mugman: Cuphead, that was stupid!
Cuphead: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? NO WAY!!!
Cala Maria: Yes.. it really was...
Cuphead: Fine, here's another
FANFICTION #2: CuPhead FanThng
I rellu wuv cuphed. su i am gunna wite a stowy:
Cuphed and mughed were plying in the felds. elda kettl loked at thim. boy, dont deel wth deevel he sad. heey mughead let deel wth deevel cuuphed said. okey mughead said. they wentt to deevels caseno. thim pwayed a dicee gam fow a wittle bitt. ten mr.deevel came, bois i beet yu willl loose. deevel said yah wight cuuphed sed sessing hem. tey wolled the dece oh no wee lust! cuuphed yeled sadwy.
te end
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Mugman: Cuphead... that was literally the worst story in existence... It makes the game look like a poorly written book! And it was written by a 5 year old!
Cuphead: I loved that story! I could actually understand the words...
Mugman: -_-
Cala Maria: Cuphead, you are being stupid.
Cuphead: FIIIIIINE ONE MORE FANFICTION
*Fanfiction #3: SURPRISE!!!!*
APRILLLLLLLLLLLLL FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSSSSS!
Mugman: ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Cuphead: yes ^_^
Mugman: -_-
Cala Maria: THATS IT, WE ARE DONE
Mugman: YEAH, LETS GO! *they leave*
Cuphead: Whatever, see ya guys later, (whispers)please let this be a redemption for Song Pranks
*click*
YOU ARE READING
Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
