Cuphead: OHHHHH!!! JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE- HEY!
Mugman: Dude, don't use the microphone!
Cuphead: Awwwwwww.... but why?!?!?!??!?!??!
Mugman: It's soooo loud!
Cuphead: *anime gasp*
Mugman: Ummm... I'm sorry!
Cuphead: No! Look! It's snowing!
Mugman: *gasp* Let's play outside!
Cuphead/Mugman: *runs outside and jumps in the snow* COLD COLD COLD!
Mugman: Okay, let's not do that again.
Cuphead: Yeah!
Mugman: Hmmm..... I feel like we're being watched.
Cuphead: Naw! Everyone's in the Christmas mood!
Mugman: I guess!
Cuphead: And besides, we're always watched 24/7- Uhhh. nevermind...
Mugman: ...okay?
Cuphead: So, wanna hang out?
Mugman: We are already!
Cuphead: Oh, well, are you excited for the christmas party tonight!?
Mugman: You bet!
Cuphead: *throws a snowball* Heads up!
Mugman: Huh? *gets hit* HEY! I'm so gonna get you back *picks up snowballs*
Cuphead: Wait! I have an idea!
Mugman: What?
Cuphead: Since it's Christmas Eve, we should try catching Santa!!
Mugman: We can't, it's impossible. Every kid in the neighborhood has tried.... look...
****CHRISTMAS ~ 2 YEARS AGO****
Wally Jr.: Alright, you ready, Grim's cousin?
Grim's cousin: Yeah, my older, more concerned cousin would NEVER let me do this!
Wally Jr.: Yeah, my dad wouldn't let me either, he'd freak!
Grim's cousin: What are we gonna do?!
Wally Jr.: We're gonna catch Santa!
Grim's cousin: *jumps up and down* Yay! I can't wait!!!
Wally Jr.: Yeah! IKR!
Grim's cousin: Let's start!
***2 minutes later***
Grim's cousin: He's coming! He's coming!!!
Wally Jr.: OMGolly! Grab the camera!
Grim's cousin: Okay! *grabs a camera*
???: Who's there?!!
???: Maybe there's no one?
Wally Jr.: We've got yo-! Oh.... dad....
Grim's cousin: Uhhh.... hi.. cous...
*******
Cuphead: So.... that was 2 years ago!
Mugman: You think they've forgotten?!
Cuphead: Oh yeah... Well, who else has tried?
Mugman: This kid
****CHRISTMAS ~ 4 YEARS AGO*****
Unknown_user_24: Hey guys, Today I'm catching the one and only.... St. Nick. It's Christmas eve... so, what do we do, you may ask? WE'RE CATCHIN' SANTA!!!!!!
***2 hours later***
Unknown_user_24: Uhhhhhh... i'm tire.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
***8 hours later****
Mom: MERRY CHRISTMASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Huh?
Unknown_user_24: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhuh? WHAT THE FLIP!!?!?!??!? I WAS PLANNING TO CATCH SANTA!!
Mom: How long have you been filming *reads it* 10:22:19 hours?!?!
Unknown_user_24: Uhhhhhhhhhhh.....!?!?!?!?!?
Mom: YOU ARE SO GROUND-
******
Cuphead: Wow.... he is sooo grounded..... is he still grounded today?
Mugman: *sarcastically* Yeah, of course he is -_-
Cuphead: OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Mugman: Hmph.......
Cuphead: I feel.... annoyed
Mugman: Fine, we'll catch him!
******************24 hours later*
Mugman: *sleeping*
Cuphead: WAIT! WE FELL ASLEEEEEEEEEPPPPP?!?!?!??!
Mugman: Zzzzzzzzzz
Cuphead: Aw man... but hey, IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!! YAYAYAYAYYAYYAYYAYAYAYYAY
Mugman: Huh...?
Cuphead: It's Christmas
Mugman: Did santa come?
Cuphead: YES! HE DID LOOK
To: Mugman
From Santa
Mugman: *opens it* WOW! A HOVERBOARD!!!!
Cuphead: WOW WHAT DID I GET?!?!?? *opens it* *anime gasp* I GOT HEADPHONES!
Mugman: There's a letter in yours!
Cuphead: Huh, let's read it!
Dear Cuphead,
Even though you haven't been the best boy this year, you were better than last year
Santa Claus
Dear Mugman,
You were an angel like usual! Have a good christmas!!
Santa Claus
Cuphead: Oh well! At least I was good!
Mugman: Yeah! Merry christmas
Cuphead: Merry Christmassss!!
A/N That is the end everyone! Merry Christmas!! Maybe on New Years Eve, you'll get a Hashtag2020. But after that, I will be on break until January 12th, 2020! Cuphead, Sonic, Alex, and others will return soon! Merry Christmas guys!!!
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RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
