Cuphead: Ahh, looking at new merchandise!
Cuphead: OOh, look at this one
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Cuphead: MAN, that is ONE UGLY Cala plush!
Cala Maria: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!??!
Cuphead: AHH! Nothing, nothing, don't petrify m-
*ZAPPPP*
Cuphead: OOOF!
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Cuphead: (inside the stone) Well, crum...
**2 HOURS LATER**
Cuphead: Okay, that was cold, but now I'm gonna throw eggs at Brineybeard's ship because I'm so mad!!
*SPLAT**
Ship: WHAT DID YOU JUST DOO?!
Cuphead: NO IM SORRY!!!!
Ship: *spits out a fireball to Cuphead's butt*
Cuphead: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT BURNS!!!!!!
Ship: *Throws an egg at Cuphead*
Cuphead: OOOOOOOOF!
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***3 Days Later***
Cuphead: Okay... the bad luck seems to have worn off
Mugman: YEAH!!
Cuphead: Shut up, Mugs!
Mugman: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!!?!??
Cuphead: Nevermind, nevermind, sorry Mugman! Heh heh heh!
Mugman: Thats what I thought!
***THE END***
A/N Sorry didn't have a lot of time to make a long text, I will in a few hours though :)
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RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
