Cuphead: HALLLO!!!!! Welcome to the channel where I annoy my friends!
Cuphead: Let's Start!
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Mugman: Hey Cuphead, can I borrow some milk?
Cuphead: Knock knock.
Mugman: Umm... Who's there?
Cuphead: Interrupting cow.
Mugman: Interrupting c–
Cuphead: MOO!
Mugman: AHH! *drops his plate with cereal and breaks it* CUPHEAD!!!
Mugman: DUDE!!!! I'M TELLING
Cuphead: NO MUGS WAIT IM SOR-
*beep*
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Cuphead: So guys, I got grounded for a week but it was worth it! Next joke please,
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Sally Stageplay: Cuphead, will you enjoy the show?
Cuphead: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sally Stageplay: What?
Cuphead: A fsh.
Elder Kettle: Cuphead, do you have that camera on when you're grounded!?
Cuphead: NO NO NO N-
*beep*
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Cuphead: Soo... luckily I hid the camera before Kettle saw it! Let's prank somebody else, I'll be right back!
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Wally Warbles: Hey Cuphead, what do you need?
Cuphead: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work
Wally: NO CUPHEAD YOU KNOW I HATE THIS-
Cuphead: A can't opener! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA... wait, why do you have that cane? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs*
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Cuphead: SO THATS THE END OF THIS THING AND-
Elder Kettle: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE!
Cuphead:-I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS VIDEO AND IF YOU-
Elder Kettle: WHAT VIDEO?
Cuphead:-SO IM KINDA IN TROUBLE RIGHTNOWSOIHAVETOGO-
Elder Kettle: WHY DID YOU BREAK THAT PLATE FOR THE 2ND TIME!?
Cuphead: (in background) as a joke!
Elder Kettle: WELL THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN JUST SMASH IT WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING "PLATEBALL?!"
Cuphead:- SO IF YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS PLEASE GIVE A LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE GOODBY- WAIT NO KEETLE DON'T TAKE THE CAMERA PLEASE I CANT GET HUMILIATED AGAIN NO NO NO NO AHHH KETTLE PLEASEEEEEEEEEE WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY NO DONT TURN IT OFF NO NUUUUUUU WHY DONT PLEA-
*click*
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BONUS CLIP:
Why did Cuphead get in trouble? Find out now!
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**LOADING VIDEO**
Cuphead: Hey Mugs!
Mugman: What bro?
Cuphead: What do you mix with a plate and a football?
Mugman: What?
Cuphead: PLATEBALL!!!!!!!!! *kicks the football*
Mugman: WHAT DID YOU-
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Mugman: CUPHEAD!!!
Cuphead: OH NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Elder Kettle: WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT NOISE!!
Mugman: Elder Kettle, Cuphead broke a plate!
Cuphead: No no don't listen to h-!
**VIDEO ENDED**
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Aftermath: After the "plateball" incident, Cuphead got grounded for a MONTH, which Cuphead found not so worth it. Too bad he did it on the day of their summer Idaho tri-
Cuphead: WAIT WHAT!! IT WAS THE SUMMER IDAHO TRIP TODAY!!
Elder Kettle: Yes I'm sorry you don't get to be apart of it..
Mugman: yeah...
Cuphead: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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BACK TO AFTERMATH: Anyway, Too bad he did it on the day of their summer Idaho trip. So Cuphead had to miss the trip because he was GROUNDED. It was a 5-day trip too, so he was SO SO SO SO SO SO SO bored. Which goes to show, you should never tell jokes when people are serious, because you never know... it could backfire on you...
*The End*
P.S. Why does Cuphead's jokes always backfire... :(
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