Cuphead: *sighs* Do we have to watch the sequel?! I literally BLEW to smithereens last time!
Mugman: Yea! Apparently it's way better!
Cuphead: *looks at the poster*
SOMETHING THE MOVIE: 2
BETTER, AND BADDER!
Cuphead: ?
Mugman: There is a lot more people here this time!
Cuphead: I guess so! But the movie costed me $100 dollars! That was my life savings!!! So this better be worth it
Tails: Knuckles, this is gonna be terrible...
Knuckles: I agree.....
Sonic: *sighs* THOSE TICKETS WERE TOO MUCH, WE'RE NOT TURNING BACK!
Cuphead: I feel them...
*The movie starts
Daniel: HEWWO I'M DANIEL IMAIDITOT I XANNOT MOVR, I LOVE A LOUSY WIFE.
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Mugman: Hold on, did they replace the voice actor?
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MOMMMM: ypypypupuoh sucxxxxssss
Daniel: SCREWSCREWSCREYOUOUOU
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Tails: T-too cringey..!
Knuckles and Sonic: C-cant handle-
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles: *just blows up*
Cagney: Think we chose the wrong movie?
Wally: THOSE DUDES JUST BLEW UP! AND THAT'S WHAT YOUR WORRIED ABOUT?!?!?
Janitor: *sighs, and turns on a speaker* Officer, A hedgehog, fox, and echidna blew up, we're gonna need a broom, a dustpan, and superglue...
Officer: *sighs* on it... *whispers* I hate this job... Fixing people after they blow.. It takes at least a week to put them back together!!
Cuphead: *overhears that, and gulps*
Mugman: *listening to the movie*
Cuphead: Hey Mugs, can we not watch the rest...?
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Daniel: MOMOMOMOMOM WHY YOU SO MEANANANANANANNANAIEIENIE
THE END... STAY TUNED FOR PART TREE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN PART 3: THE MOMMY WARS.
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Cuphead: Worst-
Mugman: Best-
Cuphead/Mugman: MOVIE EVER!
Officer: *coming in* Alright, so where were the animals?
Cuphead: *overhears, screams and pushes Mugman* LET'S GET OUT BEFORE WE SEE THE FIXING PROCESS
The End XD
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RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
