Cuphead and Mugman: ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Elder Kettle: Alright boys, the car is packed, lets get in, Cuphead, you get the extra strap (A/N Basically the bad boy seat) seat!
Cuphead: WHAT WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Mugman: I don't know. Why do we have to deal with your mischief and crud like that?
Elder Kettle: Exactly. Now let's go!
*IN THE CAR*
Cuphead: ELDA KETTLE THIS THIN IS TOO TIGHT!!
Mugman: *whispers* see... complaining...
Cuphead: Shut.up.
Mugman: okay okay okay... I won't be a meanie....
Cuphead: YEAH YOOOOOU ARE A MEEEEANIE!!!
Mugman: -_-
Cuphead: ^_^
**2 hours in**
Cuphead: I'M BORED!!!!
Mugman: Why? We're playing UNO?
Cuphead: *Anime gasp* MACDONALDS!! COME ON LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Elder Kettle: No, but I have a better option!!
Cuphead: WHAT IS IT :D
Elder Kettle: HEALTHY SNACKS
Cuphead: O_O
Mugman: YAY!
Cuphead: You like that garbage?
Mugman: Of course, why don't you? It keeps your body happy!
Cuphead: I DON'T WANNA EAT GREENS!!!!!
Mugman: Well too bad
Cuphead: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Mugman: Let's just eat the vegetables!
Cuphead: FINE! *eats his vegetables* These taste sooo bad!!!
Mugman: Whatever, Cuphead, they're good for you! We have these every night!
Cuphead: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mugman: Yeah, the cooked chicken we eat, we eat it with corn!
Cuphead: -_- You just ruined chicken for me...
Mugman: Ok.... weirdo...
Elder Kettle: I have an idea! Let's play some Sorry!
Mugman: OMG! Remember, Cuphead, we loved that game as little boys!
Cuphead: Yeah, let's play!
**AFTER THE GAME**
Cuphead: You cheated -_-
Mugman: No I didn't, I won fair and square :)
Cuphead: -_-
Elder Kettle: Alright, our road trip is finished!
Cuphead: WHAAAAA
Elder Kettle: You guys were arguing the whole time
Cuphead and Mugman: O_O
Cuphead and Mugman: THIS WAS YOUR FAULT, NO IT WAS YOUR FAULT, YOUR-
**THE END***
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Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
