Baroness Von Bon Bon: Hmm... Everyone is acting weird around me today, know why?
Sally Stageplay: I don't know, ma'am.Baroness Von Bon Bon: Well there must be a reason!
Baroness Von Bon Bon: Now they're whispering!
Sally Stageplay: Eh... I'm not sure, ma'am. Maybe your being... gossiped about?
Baroness: What does that even mean?
Sally: It means talking bad about you...Baroness: Oh.My.Goodness... CUPHEAD!!!!!!!
Sally: No, it wasn't Cuphead...
Baroness: Wait, why?
Sally: Didn't you hear, Cuphead and Mugman are on vacationBaroness: Umm... okay..?
Sally: We better find out who's doing this?
*2 hours later
Sally: Okay, out of everyone, we have 8 people who could have done this!
Baroness: But why would it be Hilda?
Sally: You never know.... Alright, let's interview these suspects.
*SUSPECT #1 INFO*
SUSPECT: GRIM MATCHSTICK
LOCATION: INKWELL ISLE TWOGrim: Oh hey Sally and Baroness, what could I do for you?
Sally: We have a few... questions...
Grim: What do you gals mean?
Sally: Hmm... no stutter... Grim, are you nervous?
Grim: Er... No... why?Sally: Because There's been gossip happening recently... about HER, we know you have feelings for her! So you told everyone to stay out of her way and made some lie about it!
Grim: W-what?! I would never do such a t-thing! And y-you know that too!
Sally: Oh right.. you're one of the most honest people I know! Sorry, buddy
Grim: It's w-whatever...
Sally: Alright lets move!
Sally: Suspect 1 out!*SUSPECT 2 INFORMATION*
SUSPECT: ROOT PACK
LOCATION: INKWELL ISLE ONESally: hey boys!
Psycarrot: Hey girls, came to pick up your-
Sally: WE'RE DOING AN INVESTIGATION!!!
Moetato: Woah woah woah.. what do you mean?
Baroness: Someone's been gossiping about me!
Moetato: What, that's just wrong!
Baroness: Oh.. could you be saying that just to you know... cover up?Psycarrot: What are you talking about?
Sally: We know you dislike candy, so you tried to shut down the Baroness's candy business just so people could eat more vegetables!
Moetato: WHAT!? That is a big fat lie!
Sally: Is it? Is it really?
Psycarrot: Look me in the eye, Sally! We D-I-D-N-'-T gossip!
Sally: Where were you?
Psycarrot: Planting veggies, ask Weepy!
Weepy: Yeah, they were....Sally: Wow, guess you guys didn't do it either...
Baroness: Let's go...
*SUSPECT 3 INFORMATION*
SUSPECT: HILDA BERG
LOCATION: INKWELL ISLE ONE
Hilda Berg: hey girls.. out for another girls day?
Baroness: Nah... We need answers
Hilda Berg: No, I didn't gossip about you.
Sally: Wha-? HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE GONNA ASK THAT?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!??!
Hilda Berg: Remember, I can tell when things will happen..
Sally: Uhh... well, I guess we have to put this mystery on hold... See you guys next time
Baroness: Who are you talking too?Sally: Err.. Nobody...
*TO BE CONTINUED
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