Cuphead: *sitting and watching TV*
News Reporter: Hello, everyone! Today we are giving away $20000000 dollars!
Cuphead: $_$
News Reporter: However, you have to get to the bank first!!
Mugman: *runs down the stairs*
Cuphead/Mugman: WE HAVE TO WIN THAT MONEY!!!
Cuphead: Mugman.. Where are you going?
Mugman: Nowhere...? *runs*
Cuphead: HEY!! *runs after him*
*ROUND 1*
**Cuphead sees the practically the entire isle running.
Cuphead: *starts to run faster* All I have to do is eliminate the competition!
*Cuphead trips Baroness and Hilda, leaving people to step on them.
Cuphead: MUGMAN! WE HAVE TO GET THE MONEY!!!
Mugman: Hold on! *locks Wally's wings together*
Wally Warbles: HEY-! *trips*
Mugman: Don't worry, Cups! We can win this!!!
Cuphead: We need to try. *In a swift move. He stomps on Grim's tail, leading him to fall over* Just keep running, Mugs!! *trips Sally*
Mugman: *in agility, dodges all of Werner's moves, and pinches him hard. Werner falls over* We can do this!
Cuphead: *panting* All this running is getting tiring!
Mugman: Don't give up, Cuppy! The train!! We can get on there!
Cuphead: *Cuphead and Mugman jump on the train, and start to move quickly.*
Cuphead: We need to deal with the flyers!! The grounded people are no problem anymore!
Mugman: *breaks Sally's plastic wings, and she falls off the train*
Cuphead: We're so close!!
Mugman: Exactly! Come on, we need to jump!!
Cuphead: *Cuphead and Mugman take a leap, and they land in front of the bank*
Cuphead: We made it! Come on! *they both run*
Cuphead and Mugman: *runs inside* WE GOT HERE! WE MADE IT FIRST!
???: Well, my plan came out just perfectly.
Cuphead: Huh! *Suddenly sees the Mayor kidnapped.* WHAT THE-
Jurah: Hey... No cursing now!
Cuphead: ...Jurah?!
Jurah: I led you guys to the bank to trap you! And, don't even try to leave.. Because, there are still a few people who want the money....
*suddenly, bangs are heard on the window.
Jurah: I knew you guys would make it! And, the people who actually came first got trapped!
Cuphead: No lie! We'll beat you like we always do!!
Jurah: Not this time! Because, this time... I've brought a new friend!
*Suddenly, fire goes around the ring. And King Dice looks at them, grinning.
Cuphead: DICE?!
TO BE CONTINUED
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