Cuphead: So, then, what IS your name then?
???: My name is Jurah.
Cuphead: Hah! What a weird-
Mugman: Cuppy! That's rude!
Jurah: Well, how would YOU like it if I called you a rude name?!
Cuphead: How do we get out of here?!!
Jurah: Figure that out yourself..
Cuphead: Why you lousy-
???: Hey, stop it! I don't know how I got h-here but, you stop blaming those boys!
???: Y-yeah, it's rude and disrespectful!
???: Yeah!
Cuphead: Huh? Hey! Mugs! It's our times friends!
1985 Grim Matchstick: Huh?
Grim Matchstick: Leave h-him alone!
Mugman: Wait a second, how did you-
Baroness Von Bon Bon: LEAVE THEM ALONE!
1985 Baroness: No way! They destroy everything!
Cuphead: How would you know?!
1985 Sally: The wanted signs!
Captain Brineybeard: Well, our Inkwell is ready to stick up for our two boys!
Cuphead and Mugman: YE-
???: Is that so?
Cuphead: Wait a second.. you're... you're
Cuphead/Mugman: US?!
Past Mugman: Shocker, ain't it
1985 Cuphead: yea
1985 Mugman: We brought them back to cause havoc.
Cuphead: What?!
1985 Cuphead: Welcome to your future forever!
Jurah: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!
Cuphead/Mugman: *gasp*
Jurah: You brought this upon YOURSELF
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PART THREE: THE FINAL BATTLE
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Cuphead: You're us!
1985 Cuphead: Yepproni!
Cuphead: One, that's dumb. Two, It's Yeppity-yep-yep-yep. Three, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
1985 Mugman: I realized Jurah was right, so we gave in, and became a much better version of ourselves.
Mugman: you look super duper monstrous.
1985 Mugman: You mean me and you.
Cuphead: Buffoon.
1985 Cuphead: What did you say to my brother?!
Cuphead: A BUFFOON!
Mugman: Ow :(
Cuphead: not you!
1985 Cuphead: FINE THEN, FUTURE INKWELL CHARGE!!!!!!!!
Cuphead: SAME GOES FOR PRESENT INKWELL. CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ha, I have more exclamation points >:))
Grim and 1985 Grim: *SLAP* Oww... Oh.. s-sorry/sorry.
Sally and 1985 Sally: HAHAHAHAHA *punches*
Ribby and 1985 Ribby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs into each other* Oww.....!
Cuphead/Mugman/1985 versions: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *punch kick slap punch x9* *breaths and rubs hand*
Cuphead: Ergh...! You're good! But not as good as me!
1985 Cuphead: Dude, we're literally the same person!
Cuphead: *anime gasp* Hmm...... *punch*
1985 Cuphead: OW!
1985 Mugman: NEVER HURT MY BRO AGAIN!
1985 Cuphead: Yeah!
Cuphead/Mugman: Wait.. shouldn't we feel the pai- OWW!
Mugman: Wait a second, what we do to them comes back to us!
Cuphead: O_O WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Mugman: Kill em' with kindness! We can change the future, remember?!
Jurah: Well good luck with that!
Cuphead: Quiet, you! *shoots him with spread shot*
Jurah: OWW!
Mugman: *spits tongue out* Anyway, Cuppy. How are we gonna do this?!
Cuphead: IDK?
Mugman: Hmmm..... I have an idea!
1985 Mugman: Huh?
Mugman: I think you rock in your striped shirt!
1985 Mugman: *gasp;turns back into an older version of Mugman* Thank you!
Cuphead: Hey 1985 Cuphead, you look really slick!
1985 Cuphead: *turns back into older Cuphead* Thank You!
Jurah: WHAT NO!!
Mugman: Like we said, we can change the future to be a better one! Let's just call this a destroyed timeline!
*Everyone turns back to normal*
Jurah: NO!!!!! I WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE MY REVENGE!
Cuphead: HAHAHAHAH! WE REALLY GOT- Wait? What the?!
Jurah: You thought I wasn't gonna get revenge?! Well, watch your world break at my hands! The time will come for you all to perish!
Cuphead: Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Come on guys!
Mugman: Alrighty!
Jurah: They don't know what's coming to them do they?!
Cuphead: Where is that portal?!
Sally Stageplay: The one that's closing up there?
Cuphead: Yeah, that- OH MY GOLLY IT'S CLOSING!!
Mugman: Hurry up, guys!
*Everyone runs as fast as they can*
Cuphead: We're not gonna make it!!
*everyone except Cuphead and Mugman goes in, because they're interrupted by Jurah*
Jurah: Wait, don't leave me here!
Mugman: What do ya say Cups, should we let him come with us?
Cuphead: Ehhhh.... no.
*they go in the portal*
Jurah: NOOOOOOOOO! I will have my revenge on those punks!
1985 Cuphead: Not if we have anything to say about it!
Jurah: Huh?
*1985 Inkwell surrounds Jurah*
Jurah: No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*punch kick scream headbutt x12*
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*Inkwell falls on the ground*
Inkwell Isle: Oww/what happened/ did we make it out/are we dead/ ghosts?/ I don't know/ Hold on, get off/ c-calm down, Wally! We'll get our t-turn!
Cuphead and Mugman: *wakes up* *Gasp* WE MADE IT, GUYS!
Everyone: YAY/SWEET/COOOL/YEAH!!!
Cuphead: Anyway, can you all leave so me and Mugs can rest? BTW, thanks for saving our butts back there!
*Everyone leaves**
Mugman: Man, was that experience crazy or what?!
Cuphead: Yeah, I totally agree!
Mugman: So, what do we do now? Lay in bed for a little while and think about what we just saw?
Cuphead: Yeah, I guess....
*They both lay down*
THE END... or is it?
Go on to the next part
There's nothing here, we swear!
Don't do it anymore.. I am warning you!!!!
Fine, you can read it...,
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Jurah: *wakes up in a pile of rubble*
Jurah: What the?
???: You failed us, again!
Jurah: Look, boss, I'm sorry! But those two, I just want my revenge!!
???: Well... hmm.. what future were you talking about?
Jurah: The destruction of 1935!
???: What year is it for those two?
Jurah: 1934.........
A/N Uh oh, this could be bad! Let's just enjoy random adventures till' then! What does Jurah have planned?
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Cuphead Adventures!
AcakGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
