Cuphead: Wow, it's been a long time since we used our phones for texting purposes instead of just texting dialogue and adventures. We should do this more often, it gets tiring to have to just text out the entire scenario.
Mugman (this is still fake Mugman): I guess so.... Anyway, Cup, are you bored.
Cuphead: Yes, and you guys are still boring as flip.
Grim Matchstick: Really?
Sally Stageplay: Cuphead, more people have more interesting lives than you!
Cuphead: Really, how?
Sally Stageplay: Can you say you've traveled through time.
Cuphead: Actually, yes, I can.
Sally Stageplay: Seen a distorted future?
Cuphead: Yep.
Sally Stageplay: Crossovered with another Cuphead series?
Cuphead: U-uhhhhh...
Sally: See! You can't do anything.
Knuckles: Hey guys.
Cuphead: Dude, what the heck?!
Knuckles: Well, we can't really chat on our chat right now and you know- boring stuff-
Cuphead has removed Knuckles from the chat
Cuphead: Inkwell Civilians only!
Wally Warbles: Gosh darnit, Cuphead.
Cuphead: Meh, who cares. Anyway, Sally, you're just a drama queen!
Sally Stageplay: ....... I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE WITH A KNIFE!!
Cuphead: NOT A KNIFE (Kn-ife)
Wally Warbles: How'd you pronounce that wrong?!
The End
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AcakGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
