Blind Specter: Ugh.. I'm so annoyed!
T-Bone: Why, buddy?
Blind Specter: In this series, Cuphead Texts, we've been forgotten!
T-Bone: No, its only been 2 weeks since Happy New Year
Blind Specter: Ya wanna bet?
T-Bone: Prove it!
Blind Specter:
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T-Bone: WHAT!!! WE HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN!
The Blaze Brothers: WHAT?! But We appeared in the one at the top!
Blind Specter: Oh yeah, this is the length of our time in "Happy New Year":
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Blaze Brothers: WHAT?! THATS ONLY 1 LINE!
Blind Specter: Cuphead is mean! They forgot us!
Head of the Train: LETS GET REVENGE!
Blind Specter: NO! LETS DO MORE THAN GET REVENGE!! LETS GIVE THEM PAYBACK SO BAD THAT ALL OF THEM WILL LEARN THEY'RE LESSON ABOUT FORGETTING US! Now lets laugh like maniacs!!!
Everybody: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
***
Moetato: Weepy, isn't this relaxing?
Weepy: Yes!
Moetato: Wait a second, I'm getting burned!
Weepy: Me too!!!! AHHH!
Moetato: HURRY, BLOW IT OUT *they run inside*
Blind Specter: hAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, WE DID IT, WE GOT THE FIRST PAYBACK! *reveals a match, which is now burnt wood* Let's sign they're chairs!
Done by The Phantom Express; Don't forget us again!
Blaze Brothers: That was fun!
Blind Specter: Next suspect!
***
Grim Matchstick: *sleeping*
Blind Specter: Hurry, put him in the lake, he can't swim!
Blaze Brothers: NOOO, too evil!
Everyone else: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Blaze Brothers: Fine, but we we're gonna save his life if it goes to far!
Blind Specter: 3....2....1
*SPLASH*
Grim Matchstick: *in water, wakes up* wait a second.. WHAT?!! IM A DRAGON... THAT MEANS-
*He starts to feel lightheaded*
Grim: SOMEBODY! H-HELP! PLEASE!
Mugman: *pulls him out*
Grim: *starts coughing* T-thanks, Mugman!
Mugman: Dude, are you alright!? What happened?! Come on, lets get you to Elder Kettle! He'll help!
Blaze Brothers: Okay, that wasn't funny! That was just plain mean!
Everyone Else: lets do more now!
Blaze Brothers: Okay, but no more of that life-threatening stuff, okay? We literally almost DROWNED a dragon!
Blind Specter: Fine...
*3 hours later*
Blind Specter: We've almost pranked everyone in town! The last 2 are Cuphead and Mugman themselves!
Everyone: WHOO-HOOO!
Cuphead: LAALALLALALAL MONEY MONEY MONEY *anime gasp* 10000 dollars on the floor, I'm rich!!!
Mugman: OMG! Let's pick it up!!!
Cuphead: Wait, the money's red
*the money lights on fire*
Cuphead: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mugman: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*2 hours later*
*Everyone is on their knees, begging*
Cuphead: please! We won't forget you again!
Blaze Brothers: Good, or else it's goodbye to your money!
Grim Matchstick: W-we're s-sorry!
Wally Warbles: y-yeah!
Phantom Express: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE END
A/N: Hey guys! Alex here so yeah, the Phantom Express will be included more, see ya guys later! Goodbye!
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RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
