Cuphead: MUGS! CATCH THAT TURKEY!!!
Turkey: GOBBBLLLLEEEE!
Mugman: Dude, Elder Kettle said to BUY a turkey from the supermarket, not full on SLAUGHTER a wild one!
Turkey: Gobble Gobble Gobble
Cuphead: What did it say?
Mugman: It said, "Stop doing this"
Cuphead: SORRY, BUTTHEAD! BUT I'M CATCHING YOU!
Turkey: GOBBLE GOBBLE
Cuphead: Now what did it say?
Mugman: Dude, you do not want to know.
Cuphead: MUGMAN! HELP ME CATCH THIS THING!
Mugman: I'm going to the supermarket and buying a ALREADY dead turkey.
Cuphead: Fine, I'll catch it myself!
Mugman: Welp, see ya...
Cuphead: Looks like its just you and me then..... *clenches fist*
Turkey: *Looks angrily* gobble gobble gobble.
Cuphead: *runs toward it*
Turkey: *pecks Cupheads leg*
Cuphead: OWWWIEE! YOU'RE A TURKEY NOT A BIRD! (Wait, actually you are)
Turkey: Grrrrrrrrrrr
Cuphead: Soooo... you wanna play it THAT way, huh?
Turkey: gobble gobble
Cuphead: COME AND GET ME YOU THANKSGIVING PUMPKIN!
Turkey: *rushes toward Cuphead*
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Cuphead: *has a right arm cast*
Elder Kettle: Dude, you should've brought a turkey from the supermarket like Mugman!
Mugman: *holding a store-bought turkey*
Cuphead: *whispers;hoarse* whatever...
Elder Kettle: However, luckily, I did end up catching that turkey.
Mugman: Wait... what!?
Cuphead: HUH?!
Elder Kettle: Yeah, it's cooking in the oven.
Cuphead: WHAAAA!????? How did you catch it?!
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Elder Kettle: COME HERE!
Turkey: okie...
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Cuphead: WAIT, IT COULD TALK?!
Elder Kettle: Yep.
*The End*
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A/N Hey guys! Sorry for the long wait, this was all I could come up with! Also, I'm bubbling something HUGE for Cuphead Texts' first anniversary!
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Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
