Baldi: Hiiiii, welcome to my group chat!
Cuphead: Excuse me?
Baldi: ......
Mugman: This is our group chat...!
Cuphead: Hey, look at this!
Weepy: That's a notebook
Sally Stageplay: Okay, Lets solve it.
Grim: 3 + 3 = 6
Cuphead: Uhhhhhhh....
CUPHEAD PROBLEM: 2 + 15
Cuphead: Uhhh... 215!
Baldi: grr.... *turns a little mad*
Mugman: 2 + 2 equals 4
Sally: 3 + 3 = 6
Baldi: Problem 3, everyone! What is jshsshdhvebhgshdbshdhejd plus wdjhfejdnshhdfbcvrfhsujhfu8y3479wieur times erjfheuhdhyehrbhf plus whdnjkjbhjs plus hhsd devided by ejswdusjjuew equals?
*CHIRP, CHIRP*
Psycarrot: HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSE TO ANSWER THAT!?
Cuphead: Uhh...s dhwhgdhs
Baldi: You did it! Congratulations!
Everyone: *really silent and shocked*
Baldi: Wait, THATS WRONG!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!
Grim: Hey... whats in his hand?
Baroness: THATS A RULER!!! RUN!!!
Mugman: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Principal: No running in the halls, *takes Mugman to detention*
14 Seconds Left
Baldi: I'm here Mugman
Mugman: AHHH!
ZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
*Meanwhile*
Cuphead: Where's the 2nd notebook....?
*ZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Cuphead: What was that?
Grim: Ya seen Mugs?
Cuphead: No... why?
Grim: The zrrrrrrrt means you got caught!
Baldi: Hello Grim...
Grim: Run....
Cuphead: *Runs*
ZRRRRRRRRRRRRRT (For Grim)
Cuphead: Grim, and Baroness got caught, Sally you read?
Sally: Yes!
Psycarrot: I'm here too!
Weepy: Me too!
Psycarrot: NO!! NO!!!
Cuphead: PSYCARROT? WHATS WRONG!!!!
Psycarrot: (from walkie) ZRRRRRRRRRRRRT
(10 minutes later)
Cuphead: I'm the only one left...
Baldi: Congratulations, you failed all 7 notebooks, now all you need to is... GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!!!!
Cuphead: AHH! *Runs*
Baldi: Heh hehehe!
Arts and Crafters: GRRR!!! *Teleports Cuphead to Baldi*
Cuphead: Well, i'm dead...
ZRRRRRRRRRRRT!
A/N they aren't actually dead. More will come, don't worry!
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Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
