Book of Villain One-Shots

Surpising Relationship (Villanelle One-Shot)

You and Villanelle had been dating for a little while now and even though you knew what she did for a living, she was quite sweet when it came to you.

An example of this was on your birthday. You woke up and made your way to the living room to find that Villanelle had let herself into your apartment and set up all manner of decorations including a lot of balloons. You had barely processed the extreme visuals before your ears were attacked by loud music blaring from a speaker that Villanelle had just turned on. As loud as the music was, you were still able to hear her distinct accent shouting "Surprise! Happy Birthday!" over the sound.

You made your way over to Villanelle before turning the volume down on the speaker, getting caught in a strong hug. "This is all so thoughtful and so very much." You said through a yawn. Villanelle smiled at you, feeling very much proud of her work. "Oh! I almost forgot! Here is your present and birthday cake, I baked it myself." Villanelle said as she ran and fetched a large box with a ribbon around it and a rather sloppily iced cake on a serving plate. You carefully opened the box to reveal the most beautiful dress lying on tissue paper. You held it up to yourself and admired it as you thanked Villanelle. "It's gorgeous, I'll definitely be wearing it today. It must have been extortionate."

"Don't worry, I'm good for it. I kind of have a well-paying job."

You put the dress on and couldn't believe how perfectly it fit. "You look absolutely stunning (Y/N). Truly beautiful. That's money well spent. Now, let's go show you off!"

You were walking outside with arm linked into Villanelle's enjoying the beautiful weather when a guy shouted at you. "Where are you two off to? The circus?" At this, Villanelle tensed up. "I'm going to kill him!" You held onto Villanelle's arm, not wanting her to do anything drastic. "I thought you said you took the day off."

"You're right (Y/N), I'm sorry. Maybe I'll just go over there and talk to him." Stupidly, you let Villanelle's arm fall away from yours, freeing her to storm over to the guy. She gripped hold of the man's ear, seeming like she was threatening to rip it off. "Do we have a problem here, buddy? It's her birthday today and she dressed up for the occasion and she looks gorgeous. And you don't have the right to LOOK AT HER, let alone INSULT HER! DO YOU HEAR ME?!" The guy managed a nod, causing Villanelle to release him before she punched him hard in the face. Sometimes she really did have a heart.