Ares, Demeter, Apollo, and Hera: *screaming in pain*
Artemis, Hephaestus, and Zeus: ATHENA?!
Aphrodite: *walks out of her room, yawning* It's two in the morning, can people please stop screaming? I need to get enough hours of sleep!
Athena: *walks up to her with a knife on her hand* Oh, hey.
Aphrodite: Athena! What's going —
Athena: *stabs her in the stomach*
Aphrodite: *shrieks*
Athena: I'm so sorry! I'm —
Aphrodite: My nightgown! This is custom Louis Vuitton! It's stained with ichor now!
Athena: Oh, for gods' sakes! *walks away*
*later*
Hermes: *sleeping soundly in his bed*
Athena: *tries to shake him awake* Hermes...
Hermes: *groans sleepily*
Athena: Hermes, wake up.
Hermes: *groans again but reaches over to pull her into the bed with him* Shh, go to sleep.
Athena: *sighs* Don't make me do this.
Hermes: *hums half-consciously*
Athena: *pulls out her knife and stabs him*
Hermes: *cries out in pain and jolts up* You know there are other ways to wake me, right?!
Athena: You didn't want to wake up!
Hermes: *gives her a look of disbelief* So you resulted to stabbing?!
Athena: It was for HadesSpawn162534's dare!
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