Poseidon: *walks up the steps of Olympus while eating a taco*
Athena: *walks up beside him* Uncle.
Poseidon: *raises an eyebrow at her*
Athena: *repeatedly pokes his side* Uncle! Uncle!
Poseidon: What is it, Athena?
Athena: Nothing.
Poseidon: *sighs and keeps walking*
Athena: Uncle!
Poseidon: Oh my gods, what?
Athena: *shrugs*
Poseidon: *rolls his eyes*
Athena: That shirt makes you look ugly.
Poseidon: Hey, I think it looks nice!
Athena: *looks him up and down and hums* You're right. It does look nice.
Poseidon: *grins* See?
Athena: You're just ugly in general. Damn, I can't believe I blamed it on the nice shirt.
Poseidon: *scowls at her*
Athena: What a shame.
Poseidon: I knew you were always annoying but holy shit. Can you just go?
Athena: No.
Poseidon: Why not?
Athena: Because I'm going up too. Duh.
Poseidon: Can you at least shut up?
Athena: *smirks but keeps quiet*
Poseidon: Thank the gods -
Athena: *moves in front of him*
Poseidon: *stops in his tracks and glares up at her* WHAT DO YOU W -
Athena: *smacks the taco out of his hands*
Poseidon: Hey-
Athena: *kicks him down the stairs*
Elle: *laughs as she walks up to Athena* You're having fun, aren't you?
Athena: *grins as she watches Poseidon*
Poseidon: *grumbles as he gets up and walks past her* Did anyone ever tell you you're a bi -
Athena: *trips him*
Poseidon: *tumbles back down again*
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A/N: WingedFallenAngel dared Athena to annoy Poseidon.
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