Elle: *doing her hair in front of the mirror*
Athena: *reading a book on the couch* Aren't you gonna stay for Dite's party?
Elle: No. I'm thinking of shopping in New York today.
Athena: Yeah, I wouldn't recommend going out today.
Elle: Why?
Athena: The weather's gonna be bad.
Elle: Oh, come on. The weather's been great so far. Worst might just be a little drizzle tops. I'll be back before dinner. *grabs her bag and walks out*
Athena: Don't say I didn't warn you.
*later*
Athena: Great party, Dite. *ducks as the appetizers fly over her head, narrowly missing her*
Aphrodite: GREAT PARTY?! ZEUS AND HERA ARE FIGHTING AGAIN AND SENDING OLYMPUS INTO CHAOS — THE DESSERT TABLE! *rushes off to grab the dessert table before it gets flung out the window*
Hermes: *steps beside Athena and sips his champagne* I don't suppose you had anything to do with this?
Athena: *glances at him innocently* Why would you ever think that?
Hermes: Because I know you. Alright, what did you do?
Hera: *steps into the room, scowling*
Hermes: *spits his champagne out*
Ares: *jaw drops*
Hephaestus: *tries to stop himself from laughing*
Hestia: Sister. You're... bald.
Hera: I can see that. Sorry I'm late, everyone. Something came up but I've taken care of it though.
Aphrodite: Definitely not with a wig.
Artemis and Apollo: *start wheezing in the corner*
Artemis: I can't.... I can't breathe! *laughs*
Aphrodite: Can you please tell your husband to calm the storm down! I'm trying to have a party here!
Hera: I am not talking to that bastard!
Demeter: Why? What happened?
Hera: The little shit shaved my hair off while I was asleep!
Athena: *smirks*
Aphrodite: So you're purposely not trying to rock a new hairstyle.
Hera: Of course not!
Aphrodite: Oh, thank the gods. It looked hideous on you.
Hera: *smiles deviously* That's alright. I've gotten my payback.
Zeus: *booms from outside* HERA! GET BACK HERE, YOU CRAZY WOMAN!
Athena and Hermes: *stare out the nearby window*
Zeus: *marching around the courtyard, as bald as Hera, flashing lightning everywhere*
Athena and Hermes: *chuckles*
Hermes: He kinda looks like a hard-boiled—
Elle: *suddenly slams into the window from the strong winds*
Hermes: *yelps*
Elle: HELP! MOM!
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A/N: AwesWadd dared athena to shave hera's head while she's asleep and blame zeus.
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