Dare - #75

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Hestia, Demeter, and Hera: *in the kitchen, cooking*

Athena: *peeks from the doorway*

Hestia: I'm trying a new recipe today. Demeter, can you please grab that small notebook over there for me?

Demeter: Sure, I — *furrows her eyebrows when the notebook turns into a pile of cereal*

Hera: Very funny, sister.

Hestia: That's alright, never mind. What about that plate of onions on the counter?

Demeter: Apologies, I don't know what happened there — *blinks when the onions turns to cereal too*

Hestia and Hera: *sighs*

Hera: Can your cereal wait? As starving as I may be, I would very much prefer some real food right now.

Demeter: It's not me! I do not know what's going on! And for your information, cereal is a real food!

Hestia: *sighs*

Demeter: No worries. I'll quickly replace the onions. Hold on a moment — what the Hades? *stares at the cutting board and knife in her hands that also turn to cereal*

Hera: Get out.

Demeter: You know, you always were a bitch.

Hera: EXCUSE ME?!

Demeter and Hera: *start bickering*

Hestia: Guys, come on.

Athena: *innocently walks into the room* Hey, what's going on here?

Hestia: It's nothing, dear. I'm sorry you had to see this.

Athena: It's no problem. Nothing I haven't seen before.

Hestia: Right. I just wish everyone can properly get along every once in a while.

Athena: *discreetly waves her hand and sets the oven on fire*

Hestia: *still looking at Hera and Demeter* There's just too much chaos in our family.

Athena: I feel you. Hey, by the way, the oven's on fire.

Hestia: What — oh my gods! Demeter, Hera! Stop that and come help me put this out right now!

Demeter and Hera: *ignore her and continue arguing*

Hestia: *groans and puts herself between them, pushing them apart* I have had it with you two —

Athena: *waves her hand again*

Demeter and Hera: *start to scream when their shirts burst into flames* HESTIA?!

Hestia: Oh my goodness! Did I do that?!

Demeter and Hera: *start to panic and run around*

Hestia: Gods forgive me, I promise it was unintentional! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! *rushes to the fire extinguisher*

Athena: *sets it on fire too*

Hestia: *tugs at her hair in frustration* WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Demeter: *reaches for one of the sinks but yells when it only turns into cereal*

Hera: *pushes her away from the other sink* Move! Move before I burn your hairy arms off!

Demeter and Hera: *start pushing each other*

Hera: *reaches over and turns the faucet on* Aha!

Athena: *stares at the sink*

Demeter and Hera: *shriek when they get sprayed with lemonade everywhere* MY EYES! OH GODS, MY EYES!

Athena: *turns around and walks away with a smirk* Lemonade trick works everytime.

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A/N: MissBookworm710 dared Athena to prank Hestia, Demeter, and Hera.

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