Elle: Mom, bookworm53112 wants you to play kiss, marry, kill again.
Athena: I guess it couldn't hurt.
Elle: Apollo, Poseidon, and Hera. Who's it gonna be?
Athena: Well, Hera's the only one among them that I don't really have problems with, so I'll marry her.
Hermes: *pauses at the doorway* You'll marry who now?
Athena: *looks back at him and laughs* Don't worry. We're just playing.
Aphrodite: *leans back on her chair* Maybe you do have some taste after all, Athena.
Hermes: *hums and sits down beside her* Of course she does. She's literally getting married to me.
Elle: *mocks him* Of course she does. She's literally getting married to me.
Hermes: You can be mean sometimes.
Elle: You can be mean sometimes.
Hermes: Hey!
Aphrodite: *stares at Hermes and Elle*
Athena: *rolls her eyes* That's enough, both of you. Now, where we?
Elle: *chuckles* Kill and kiss are left with Apollo and Poseidon.
Athena: If you think about it, Poseidon's not as annoying as Apollo. Well, recently anyways.
Elle: So, it's a kill for Apollo?
Athena: *nods*
Elle: So that means you have to slap Apollo, kiss Poseidon, and kiss Hera for 5 minutes —
Athena: *blinks* Pardon?
Elle: *waves her away*
Athena: But —
Elle and Hermes: Shoo! *grin*
Athena: *groans and walks out of the dining hall*
Aphrodite: *crosses her arms at Elle and Hermes* Like father, like daughter.
Elle and Hermes: *glance at each other and laugh*
Elle: *giggles* Hermes isn't my actual dad.
Aphrodite: Really? All this time, I just assumed...
Hermes: *smiles* Well, I did help Ena raise her, so she kind of takes after me. But yeah, what Elle said.
Elle: I mean, I won't complain if they finally get married though, you know? A stepdad sounds nice. *winks at Aphrodite*
Athena: *sees Apollo and Poseidon, and slaps Apollo on the face*
Apollo: Ow?!
Poseidon: *laughs at him*
Athena: *steps towards him*
Poseidon: I didn't do anyth —
Athena: *pulls him by the shirt and kisses him before walking away*
Poseidon: *stares at her in shock and disbelief* What the...
*later*
Athena and Hera: *kissing*
Hermes: *patiently taps his foot and checks his watch before dragging Athena away* Alright, it's been five minutes!
Hera: *scratches her head and gives Athena a confused look*
Zeus: *walks past them* What's going on here?
Athena, Hera, and Hermes: Nothing! *force an innocent smile at him*
Zeus: *narrows his eyes and continues walking away*
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