Elle: *staring at Athena* What are you doing?
Athena: What does it look like I'm doing? *pulling weeds out of the ground*
Elle: Dare?
Athena: *nods and gestures to Demeter beside her* To act like the god I'm with. She caught me reading out here in the gardens.
Demeter: *humming next to her, tending to a poppy*
Athena: *mutters under her breath* I hate gardening.
Aphrodite: *skips into the garden and pulls up a chair* Demeter! I was hoping to ask you for advice on what flower jewelry would go well with my new spring wardrobe collection!
Demeter: *gasps* You've come to the right person, then!
Aphrodite and Demeter: *start chatting*
Athena: *sighs and pulls out a small makeup set* One thing worse than gardening at noon is doing it with a full face of makeup...
Elle: It could be worse. You could run into Zeus.
Athena: *grimaces*
Elle: You know he takes strolls through here around this time, right?
Athena: *eyes widen before she rushes off* I'm out of here.
*later*
Athena and Hestia: *baking in the kitchen*
Hestia: Thank you for the help, dear.
Athena: It's the least I could do, aunt Hestia. Your banana muffins are to die for.
Elle: Preach! *takes a bite out of a muffin*
Apollo: *walks into the room, whistling* Do I smell something baking?
Athena: *groans* Are you kidding me?
Hestia: *walks out* I'll just grab some more flour from the pantry. One second.
Athena: *forces a smile at Apollo* Are you still single?
Apollo: *raises his eyebrows* Depends. What are you asking for?
Athena: *clears her throat and starts reciting a haiku* Curiosity. You are just super hot, dude. Why don't we just kiss?
Elle: Terrible haiku... but then again, spot on for Apollo.
Athena: Shall I sing it out loud too —
Elle: Please don't.
Apollo: No need. You don't have to ask me twice! *leans in*
Ares: *walks into the room* I knew aunt Hestia was cooking something —
Athena: *immediately punches Apollo in the face*
Apollo: *falls to the ground* OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Ares: *laughs at him*
Elle: Nice save.
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A/N: FeltyPancake417 dared athena to act like the god/goddess she was around.
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