Poseidon: *glares at Athena*
Athena: *stares at him and takes a bite from her sushi while sitting on Poseidon's armrest*
Poseidon: *scowls*
Athena: *speaks with a French accent* Have I ever told you how tasty seafood is?
Poseidon: About four times the past minute.
Athena: Then try it!
Poseidon: *stomps his feet* ENOUGH! I WILL NOT BE INSULTED LIKE THI —
Athena: *stuffs sushi inside Poseidon's mouth*
Poseidon: *chokes in shock*
Athena: Oh, please! You're fine. *turns to watch Demeter across the room*
Demeter: *pours herself a bowl of Lucky Charms*
Athena: *snaps her fingers and turns every piece of cereal into a giant pack of junk food*
Demeter: WHAT THE HADES?!
Hermes: *walks into the room and makes sure not to step on a few packs* Woah there, Aunt Dem.
Athena: *chuckles*
Demeter: *grumbles, sweeps all the junk food out of her throne, and tries to pour more Lucky Charms into her bowl*
Athena: *just keeps turning every piece of cereal into junk food*
Hermes: *laughs* I guess those charms aren't so lucky after all.
Demeter: FOR THE LOVE OF GODS! *stomps out of the room*
Hermes: *snorts, stands beside Athena, and looks at Poseidon* Uncle! You've finally tried sushi! That's great!
Poseidon: Not great. Horrifying. *runs out of the room, looking nauseous*
Hermes: *kisses Athena's cheek* Meeting hasn't started yet? I thought I was late.
Athena: Oh, you are but Zeus is rather... occupied. A little owl may have lied to Hera about him having yet another affair. *winks*
Hermes: *spots Zeus and Hera from one of the windows*
Zeus: *walking away, rubbing his temples* FOR GODS' SAKE, WOMAN! QUIT YOUR NAGGING! YOU'RE GIVING ME ANOTHER HEADACHE!
Hera: NO, YOU DON'T GET TO SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!
Athena: *catches Apollo's eye and waves him over*
Apollo: Hey, what's up?
Athena: Apollo! I heard Artemis wanted to hear some haikus from you today.
Apollo: *perks up* Really?
Athena: Did you know she told me she actually loves them? On the outside, she may seem like she wants to punch you, but in reality, she's always dying to hear more. Don't tell her I said that though.
Apollo: I do have some new haikus today.
Athena: Go tell them to her now! I promise she loves hearing them from her big brother, as she secretly likes to call you.
Apollo: I knew it! Thanks, Thene! Cool accent, by the way! *rushes off to find Artemis*
Hermes and Athena: *share a look*
Hermes: Wait for it.
Hermes and Athena: *watch a rain of arrows fly from the corridor*
Artemis: APOLLO, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, I WILL DIRECTLY AIM FOR YOUR THROAT!
Hermes: *laughs but gags when mustard shoots into his mouth*
Athena: *unapologetically shrugs while holding a bottle of mustard*
Hermes: *glares at her and tries to protest through a mouthful*
Athena: Don't give me that look. It doesn't taste that bad now, does it? *pours some more mustard into his mouth*
Hermes: *ducks and runs to the nearest sink to throw up*
Athena: Now to kill two birds with one stone. *turns to Aphrodite and aims the bottle at her*
Aphrodite: *screams when the lid opens and the contents spill all over her* I JUST GOT THIS MATCHING DRESS AND BAG CUSTOM-MADE FROM SAINT LAURENT!
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A/N: foureyedbookkeeper wants Athena to speak to the Olympians with an accent during a council meeting and annoy them with things they don't like.
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