Athena and Hermes: *chatting by the punch table*
Athena: *refills her cup*
Hermes: Okay, so I was out making rounds on the deliveries today at camp and - I think you're gonna like this - but he and Leo told me this joke about Nike.
Poseidon: *passes by and catches Athena's eye*
Athena: *shoots him a glare*
Poseidon: *gulps*
Hermes: *continues telling her about the Adidas-Nike joke and other stories he heard from Camp Half-Blood*
Athena: *suddenly walks towards Poseidon with her cup in hand*
Hermes: Uh, Athena? Ena, what are you going to do?
Poseidon: *turns around and tries to make a run for it*
Athena: *grabs him by the shirt, spins him around, splashes fruit punch on his face, tosses the cup away, and starts grabbing at his hair*
Hermes: Oh my god, Ena! *rushes towards them*
Poseidon: I KNEW YOU WERE STILL GOING TO BE MAD AT ME FOR EVERYTHING I MADE YOU DO THE PAST FEW DAYS BUT I ALREADY APOLOGIZED.
Gods: *gather around them*
Artemis and Ares: Alright, go Athena!
Artemis: *raises an eyebrow at Ares*
Ares: *shrugs nonchalantly* I'm not rooting for someone that's clearly losing.
Athena: *flips Poseidon onto the floor and tries to choke him*
Apollo and Dionysus: *giggling in the corner, drunk*
Apollo: You throw the best parties, Dion!
Zeus and Hermes: *try to get Athena off of Poseidon*
Athena: *elbows Zeus in the face*
Zeus: *yells in pain*
Hera: That's what you get for flirting with another nymph earlier!
Poseidon: JUST GET HER OFF OF ME, PLEASE!
Hermes: *manages to pull Athena away and wrap his arms around her securely*
Athena: *points a finger at Poseidon* This isn't over.
Poseidon: *tries to back away in fear*
Hermes: Athena, that's enough. Let's go. *drags her away*
Athena: This isn't over, Poseidon!
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A/N: Gangsterdog07 dared Athena to attack Poseidon.
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