Hermes: *slowly lowers his shades and stares at Athena in horror* Athena. You're not serious.
Athena: I would love nothing more than to say I'm joking.
Hermes: When you said we should go on a vacation, I was thinking of unwinding at the beach. Not babysitting a murderous Gorgon that's probably plotting to rip us to shreds the second we turn our backs!
Medusa: *scowls* I'm right here!
Athena: *sighs* Hermes, be nice.
Hermes: *raises his eyebrows at Medusa* Well? Are you not planning to?
Medusa: *shrugs*
Hermes: *gives Athena a look*
Athena: I'm not a fan of the idea either, okay? But foureyedbookkeeper dared me to.
Hermes: *groans* We're seriously not gonna let her roam around freely, are we?
*later*
Athena: *getting ready for her massage*
Medusa: *suddenly bursts into the room*
Athena and her masseuse: *turn to look* What the —
Athena: Wait! Don't —
Masseuse: *turns to stone*
Medusa: *flies out the window*
Hermes: *rushes into the room* We have a problem!
Athena: *stares at him* I can see that.
Hermes: *looks sheepish* Sorry.
Athena: *pinches the bridge of her nose before looking at her masseuse* We're gonna need to give this girl a big tip later. Come on.
Hermes: *follows her out the door* How are we gonna find her?
Athena: *points to the trail of statues along the streets*
Hermes: Oh, man. It's gonna take a long time to unpetrify them all.
Athena: This wouldn't have happened if you just watched her!
Hermes: I had to pee, okay?
Athena: Gods don't need to go to the loo!
Hermes: I had too many coconut shakes!
Athena: *glares at him*
Hermes: We're in a tropical country. How could I not go crazy on coconut shakes?
Athena: Hermes, I swear to the gods... Medusa! Medusa, come out!
Medusa: *flies to a nearby rooftop* You two bicker worse than an old married couple.
Athena: *closes her eyes and takes a deep breath* Medusa. Will you please just come with us?
Hermes: *looks at her* You know I can just grab her real quick, right?
Athena: As I've said, I'm trying to be nice here. We want her to come with us willingly.
Hermes: Letting her live this long is as nice as you could get.
Athena: *ignores him* I promise we won't try to kill you. You have my word.
Medusa: *snorts* As if I'd listen to anything you say, you witch!
Hermes: *grimaces*
Athena: *clenches her jaw* What do you want? A full package spa treatment or something?
Hermes: *blinks* You're seriously not giving her my spa voucher, are you?
Athena: I'm running out of options! Or patience...
Medusa: Do I look cheap to you fools?!
Athena: Do you want me to throw in a makeover for all of your snakes too? Your own personal suite at the hotel? The penthouse? A personal chef?
Medusa: You're wasting my time. *scoffs and starts to fly off*
Hermes: We'll throw in Poseidon as your 24/7 companion!
Medusa: *pauses before slowly flying back towards them* I'm listening.
Hermes: He'll even be your masseur and chef. Or would you prefer Apollo? He's got a lot of free time lately and he's the better cook if you ask me. He sings great too! They're guaranteed to provide you the best vacation ever.
Medusa: *taps her chin thoughtfully* I want them both.
Hermes: Deal.
Medusa: Deal!
Athena: *whispers* You do know Apollo was the most terrified when Perseus shipped Medusa's head to Olympus, right?
Hermes: *smirks* I know. I'm getting back at him for hitting on you.
Athena: Hermes, I could kiss you right now.
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A/N: i'm back! what does everyone think of the new pjo teaser?
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