Artemis: The food here isn't as good as when Aunt Hestia cooks for us.
Apollo: When's she coming back from her vacation?
Artemis: A long time, no doubt. She did snap and leave in a hurry. What did she say again?
Apollo: That if she was a mortal, she would've already died of an aneurysm from all the stress —
Athena: *passes by, holding a tupperware of brownies*
Artemis: *sniffs the air* Are those... Aunt Hestia's brownies?
Athena: Yes, and they're mine. Sent via Hermes Express. Don't touch it. *stuffs them into the fridge and walks out*
Artemis and Apollo: *look at each other before fighting towards the fridge*
Artemis: *tries to yank the door open* Why won't it open?
Artemis and Apollo: *stare at the refrigerator screen that starts to play a Youtube video*
Rick Astley: *singing and dancing* Never gonna give you up—
Artemis: *punches the screen*
Ares: *laughs at them and walks up to the refrigerator* Don't tell me you losers are too weak to open the door.
Artemis: *glares at him*
Ares: *opens the door and snorts before getting knocked out by a punching glove*
Artemis and Apollo: *stares at him*
Rick Astley: *pops back up on the shattered refrigerator screen and starts singing again*
*later*
Zeus: *receives a text message saying "Meet me in your bedroom ;) - Kim K." and immediately rushes to his chambers*
Hermes and Athena: *leaning on the doorway, watching him dash by*
Hermes: He didn't even stop to think about how Kim got in Olympus.
Athena: Well, he isn't know for being the brightest...
Zeus: *bursts through the door with a wide grin before dropping it when he sees a projection screen and hears music start to play*
Rick Astley: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna —
Zeus: What the... *scowls but waits for the whole song to end*
Rick Astley: *slowly disappears when the projection screen lifts up to reveal Hera*
Hera: *glaring at him, holding a bat* Kim Kardashian, huh?
Zeus: I can explain!
Hera: Oh, I'm sure you can! *closes the door and lifts her bat*
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a/n: MissBookworm710 dared Athena to rick roll the Olympians!
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