Athena: *leaning over the balcony*
Hermes: *walks up to her and puts an arm over her shoulder* Elle said you were looking for me?
Athena: *smiles* Yeah, uh... listen. I have this dare from FaNd0MeD1Ts and I sort of need you in it.
Hermes: Of course. What can I help you with?
Athena: We need to go around asking the others which one of us is the better kisser.
Hermes: Oh, that's easy. I definitely have the answer in mind already. *grins and glances at her lips*
Athena: *rolls her eyes* Behave.
*later*
Hermes: Just a fun little question for you guys. Who do you think is the better kisser between Athena and me?
Olympians: *glance at each other*
Apollo: That is a very good question, actually! You know what, why don't we find ou —
Artemis: *smacks his head*
Apollo: Ow!
Hera: I'd say Athena if I'm speaking from experience, especially since she's the only one I've kissed.
Athena: Uh... thanks, I guess.
Everyone: *look at Hera*
Hera: Oh, come on. Don't act like you don't remember when she kissed me for that dare.
Dionysus: I'm on Hermes' side on this one. That woman is too scary too even come a foot close to, much less kiss.
Ares: Well, I'd say Athena. *grins*
Aphrodite: *gives him a hard look*
Ares: *clears his throat* For a similar reason as Dion, of course. There's no way in Hades' underpants that I'd ever think about kissing Hermes.
Hermes: Yeah, thinking about that alone grosses me out.
Athena: Focus. We're talking about the better kisser, not who you would prefer to kiss.
Poseidon: Hermes, since he has more experience.
Demeter: *nods in agreement*
Artemis: My money's on Athena. I refuse to believe men will ever be as good of a kisser as women are.
Aphrodite: *suddenly walks up to Hermes and kisses him on the lips*
Athena and Hermes: *eyes widen*
Demeter: *covers her mouth in shock*
Hephaestus: *sighs* Here we go again.
Ares: *jaw drops*
Athena: *scowls and walks towards them* Now, hold on —
Aphrodite: *pulls away from Hermes and kisses her as well*
Athena: *blinks at her in disbelief*
Aphrodite: *bats her eyelashes and smiles sweetly* I'm gonna have to agree with Artemis on this one.
Apollo: *looks between Athena and Hermes before stepping forward* Maybe I should also see for myse —
Hermes: You know what? I'll do it for you! *steps in front of Apollo before turning around to kiss Athena*
Athena: *kisses him back before slowly pulling away, chuckling*
Hermes: *looks back at Apollo smugly* Yep. Artemis and Aphrodite are totally right.
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