Hermes: *tosses his phone in the air and catching it* I'm kinda bored.
Elle: Uh, okay. What do you want me to do with that info?
Hermes: *grins* Do you want to prank your mom?
Elle: *smirks* I thought you'd never ask.
*later*
Elle: *setting up the buckets of glue and feathers behind Athena's throne*
Poseidon, Hestia, and Hephaestus: *talking with each other*
Poseidon: I'm just saying. Water's the superior element.
Hestia: *forces a smile and exchanges glances with Hephaestus*
Athena: *stares at them from the other end of the table* A headache before the council meeting. That's a first.
Hermes: Maybe you should take your seat. I'm sure Zeus will be coming in soon. *glances at Elle*
Elle: *gives him a thumbs-up*
Poseidon: Why do you think there's a watermelon but not a fire-melon?
Hestia: Poseidon, are you high?
Poseidon: Uh, yeah. Technically, these are high thoughts but since I'm god of the sea, let's just stick to shower th —
Athena: I've heard enough. *walks over to Poseidon and kicks him in the balls*
Poseidon: *keels over on the floor, yelling in pain*
Athena: Does anyone else have something stupid to say... or do?
Hermes: *gulps*
Athena: No? Good. *grabs a bottle of wine and walks towards her throne*
Elle: *still setting up the prank behind her throne*
Hermes: *gestures at her and mouths* Cut it out.
Elle: Huh? Cut it? Already? *cuts the rope*
Hermes: No! Stop!
Athena: *gets drenched in glue and feathers*
Demeter and Hera: *grimace*
Ares: *chuckles* That's a good look on you, sis.
Poseidon: Ha! Bird brain!
Athena: *turns to look at Hermes*
Hermes: *steps back* Listen. I-I can explain.
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A/N: AwesWadd dared Athena to hit Poseidon where "Apollo doesn't shine."
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