Athena, Artemis, and Apollo: *hanging out by the balcony*
Hermes: *walks up to them* So this is where you went.
Apollo: Hey, dude!
Hermes: Hey, 'Pollo! Got tired of the party already?
Artemis: Who wouldn't?
Hermes: *sits down beside Athena*
Athena: *keeps looking around*
Artemis: *elbows her* What do you keep looking at - Apollo, do not touch that plate! That is my slice of cake!
Apollo:*takes a bite out of it* Relax, little sister!
Artemis: I am not your little sister!
Apollo and Artemis: *start arguing*
Hermes: *turns his head to look at Athena*
Athena: *smirking slightly*
Hermes: Ena, what are you up to-
Aphrodite: *walks up to them* Hello, darlings!
Apollo: *glances at her and shrieks in horror* What happened to your face?!
Athena, Hermes, and Artemis: *look at Aphrodite*
Hermes: *whispers* Dude, you don't ask people why they look like that. Not cool.
Aphrodite: What? Is there something on my face?! *grabs a pocket mirror and starts to touch up her look*
Athena: *leans over and whispers in Hermes's ear* That's what I'm up to.
Hermes: *raises his eyebrows*
Athena: *shrugs* Ursa121's dare. That's Aphrodite.
Hermes: *points at Aphrodite and lowers his voice* That's Aphrodite?
Apollo: *gives him a sarcastic look* Does that look like her, bro? Does it?
Artemis: *shakes her head* No way that's her.
Aphrodite: *flips her hair and grins* Listen, I know I'm knock-out gorgeous everytime you see me but all of you should've gotten used to it by now! Stop staring and whispering.
Apollo: *blinks and look at her up and down* You're right, that's her... I think. But why does she look -
Artemis: Like her face got run over by a truck repeatedly and dumped into a puddle of mud? Beats me.
Aphrodite: I can hear you - excuse me, I look like what? Did my mascara start to run down?! *starts looking at her mirror again*
Apollo: Maybe she's making a statement.
Artemis: What's the statement supposed to be? Roadkill?
Hermes: *chokes on his wine and starts laughing when his coughing subsides*
Apollo: *cackles*
Athena: *covers her mouth and giggles*
Ares: *walks up to them* Have any of you seen Aphrodite? I could've sworn she was here just a while ago.
Aphrodite: *taps his shoulder* Ares.
Ares: *eyes her* Who are you?
Aphrodite: I-
Ares: You know what, nevermind. You must be one of the servants here. Listen, would you mind getting me a bottle of whiskey? Thanks. Oh, and make it quick.
Aphrodite: *jaw drops*
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