Angel
The sixteen year old rebel who tries to get though life after her father ran out on her, her mother and her siblings.
Making her innocent, sweet personality disappear and putting her walls up high.
Getting a stepfather who tries to break her...
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"So the kings raised his mighty sword and rained steel upon the step king" dad explained to Meg and Dylan.
Seriously, how long is this stupid ass story gonna go on for?
It was funny at first but now I'm just sick of it.
"But the step king blocked it with his shield" brad interrupted.
Oop
Ow shit, he sick of it,
"And swung his cat o'nine tails into the king's smug face" Brad told the kids, making me roll my eyes as I paused Umbrella Academy.
"Which the king easily brushed aside like the feather of a gull. And then the king did counter with a barrage of slashes and thrusts so fast and precise that the step king had no way to parry" dad interrupted Brad, making Megan and Dylan cheer 'the king' on.
"But he did. He did. He parried all of them" Brad quickly told them. "Easily, it was no big deal" Brad said.
"Aww" both Megan and Dylan groaned, disappointed.
"Then he grabbed the king's sword right out of his hand and smashed it over his knee" Brad continued.
"That's when the king pulled out a pump action Mossberg shotgun!" Dad exclaimed. "Which is completely anachronistic" Brad quickly interrupted dad.
"So if we're doing any time period, then the step king just happened to be wearing Kevlar body armor" Brad explained, making me furrow my eyebrows at his weird explanations.
"Concussion grenade" dad quickly added. "Hand grenade" Brad said.
"Rocket launcher" dad said. "Missile launcher" Brad quickly said.
"Air strike"
"Nuclear strike"
"Black hole"
"God"
What the fuck?
"We know what this comes down to"dad told him. "The step king was very upset because when the real king pulled out his sword, it was long and shiny, and the step king did shudder at the size of it" dad told Megan and Dylan.
I really don't wanna hear that shit.
"And while the step king acknowledged that the king carried a mighty, beautifully engraved broadsword, all the maidens in the land preferred the more average sized step king's sword because it knew how to listen" Brad explained to them.
Fuck no, please tell me they're not still talking about their dick sizes.
"And the king needs to realize he's a guest in his castle and he better mind his P's and Q's because the step king has had it up to here with the king's bullshit!" Brad shouted frustrated.
