NM: Cross, I know you snuck out last night!
Cross Chara: Act dumb!!
Cross: Uhh, who's cross?
Cross Chara: NOT THAT DUMB
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Cop: Youre receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Killer: Shit.
Horror: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Cross: OH MY GOD DUST FELL OFF!!!
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Random person: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Dream: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Handplates Sans : I personally was created in a lab.
Ink: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Dream, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Blue, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Ink, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
UT Frisk, trembling: What are we playing
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Nightmare: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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UT Chara: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ink: Rude.
Killer: Thats fair.
Geno: Not again.
Nightmare: Are you going to want this back?
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Killer: Good morning.
Dust: Good morning.
Horror: Good morning.
Nightmare & Cross: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Error: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Ink, going over Classic's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that youre creative.
Classic: Yes
Ink: Okay... may I know what you create?
Classic: Problems.
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Ink: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Dream: Next time youre working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your exs house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Blue: There were so many mixed messages in that I cant-
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