These will be a mix of ships so be warned.
Also all of them with the minors are strictly platonic.
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Wilbur: who thinks I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Philza: You're a hazard to society..
Technoblade: and a coward..do twenty!!
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Philza: Techno, keep an eye on Wilbur today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Technoblade: Sure, I'd love to see Wilbur get punched.
Philza: Try again.
Technoblade sighing: I will stop Wilbur from getting punched.
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Philza: You know in those things kill you right?
Wilbur, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Technoblade, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Tommy eating raw cookie dough: *nods*
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Karl: Good morning.
George: Good morning.
Sapnap: Good morning.
Dream: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Quackity: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Badboyhalo: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Skeppy: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Technoblade: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Skeppy: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Technoblade: You were flirting with Bad.
Skeppy: So what? They're my partner.
Technoblade: You asked them if they were single.
Skeppy:
Technoblade: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
Orphan duo my beloved
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Captain Puffy: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Tommyinnit: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Tubbo: I personally was created in a lab.
Ranboo: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Technoblade, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Tubbo, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Quackity, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Tommyinnit, trembling: What are we playing
May or may not be based off of that one tommy stream where they were making a dog army
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Ranboo: If you had to choose between Tommy and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Tubbo: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Tommyinnit: Tubbo!
Ranboo: 69 cents.
Tubbo: I'll take the money.
Tommyinnit: TUBBO!!!
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Tubbo: We need to get through this locked door. Ranboo, give me your credit card.
Ranboo: Here.
Tubbo, pocketing it: Thanks. Tommy, kick down the door.
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Technoblade: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Dream: I think you mean cards.
Technoblade, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Philza: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Technoblade: It's not a joke.
Technoblade: *sniffles*
Technoblade: I'm a legit snack.
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Technoblade: I prevented a murder today.
Wilbur: Really? How'd you do that?
Technoblade: self control.
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Philza: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Wilbur: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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