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Percy: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Y/N: The car takes a screenshot.
Annabeth: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Piper: Violence isn't the answer.
Y/N: You're right.
Piper: *sighs in relief*
Y/N: Violence is the question.
Piper: What?
Y/N, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Piper, running after them: NO-
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Percy: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Y/N: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Jason: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Leo: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Leo: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Y/N: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Annabeth: I got distracted about halfway through.
Frank: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Annabeth: *Gently taps table*
Y/N: *Taps back*
Hazel: What are they doing?
Leo: Morse code.
Annabeth: *Aggressively taps table*
Y/N: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Chiron: Have you seen a person named 'Leo and Y/N' around here?
Piper: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Nico: It looks fine to me?
Jason: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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Y/N: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Hazel: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Annabeth: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Percy: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Y/N: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
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Frank: I think Leo was right.
Hazel: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Jason: They wouldn't do that.
Leo: You're right, Jason. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Leo: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Leo Told You So' on the back*
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Y/N: I just ended a four year relationship.
Will: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Y/N: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Percy and Annabeth fighting from across the room*
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Y/N: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Leo: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Y/N: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING PERCY WITH ME Frank, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Annabeth: You know those things will kill you, right?
Leo, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Y/N, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Percy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Annabeth: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Percy:
Y/N:
Leo:
Everyone Else at Annabeth's Surprise Birthday Party:
Percy: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Annabeth, about Nico: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Y/N: Are we stealing them?
Leo: New or used?
Annabeth: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Nico: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Percy: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Y/N: You? Magic? Percy, it says talent show.
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Y/N, pointing: May I sit there?
Reyna: That's my lap
Y/N: That doesn't answer my question, Reyna.
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Y/N: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Annabeth: Killed without hesitation.
Y/N: No.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Reyna: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Annabeth: ...I did. I broke it.
Reyna: No. No you didn't. Percy?
Percy: Don't look at me. Look at Y/N.
Y/N: What?! I didn't break it.
Percy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Y/N: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Percy: Suspicious. Y/N: No, it's not!
Leo: If it matters, probably not, but Piper was the last one to use it.
Piper: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Leo: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Piper: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Leo!
Annabeth: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Reyna.
Reyna: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Leo: Reyna... Percy's been awfully quiet.
Percy: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Reyna, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Reyna: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Reyna:
Reyna: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Jason: I CAN'T DO IT!
Thalia, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Jason: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Annabeth: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Jason:
Jason: I appreciate it,
Jason: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Piper: Jason-
Jason: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Frank: Jason we gotta- Jason: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Jason: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Jason, motioning to Leo, Y/N and Percy: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Thalia: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Y/N: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Thalia: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Y/N: Yo is Octavian sleeping or dead?
Frank: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Hazel: Yeah, so did I.
Octavian: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Chapter 2 hope you guys enjoy
also i will probably post a few more chapters today!
-Blue
