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Y/N: Piper is playing hard to get.
Y/N: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Y/N: Remember, Piper, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Piper: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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Piper: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Y/N: Wow. They sound stupid.
Piper: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense. Y/N: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Piper: I guess you're right. Hey Y/N, I love you.
Y/N: See! Just say that!
Piper: Holy fucking shit.
Y/N: If that flies over their head then, sorry Piper, but they're too dumb for you.
Piper: Y/N.
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Y/N: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Piper is? Because Piper is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
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Piper: Listen, we're done, we're over! Okay?
Y/N: Whatever bitch, you ain't never gonna find no one like me.
Piper: Yeah, that's the point shithead! *2 hours later* Y/N: TAKE ME BACK? Piper: 🥺 c'mere
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Y/N: I think I'm falling for you.
Piper: Then get up.
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Y/N: Do you want to know your gay name?
Piper: My... my gay name?
Y/N: Yeah, it's your first name-
Piper: Haha. Very funny Y/N-
Y/N: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Piper: Oh- oh my god.
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Y/N: Well, Piper and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Y/N: That's right... We kissed!
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Piper, to Y/N: We had a date!
Piper: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
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Piper: You have to apologize to them Y/N.
Y/N: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Y/N: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Piper: Okay.
Y/N: And make out during the scary parts.
Piper: Th-
Piper: The scary parts.
Piper: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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