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Piper: What's the announcement, Leo?
Leo: It's a lecture. Jason's gonna tell us everything they know about sex.
Y/N: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.
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Y/N: *sees Percy and Annabeth together*
Y/N: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Jason: You mean... you ship them?
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*Y/N is telling a story*
Jason: Wow, y/n, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Thalia: Romance?
Jason: I have a crush on them.
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Leo: That shirt looks great, Jason.
Jason: Thanks.
Leo: But I bet it would look even better on Y/N's floor.
Y/N: Are you hitting on Jason... for me?
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Jason: Where are you going?
Y/N: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Jason: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Nico, knowing full well that Jason got Y/N an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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Y/N: Did Jason just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Will: Yeah, they did.
Y/N: And did I just do finger guns back?
Will: Yeah, you did.
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Y/N: I feel like doing something stupid.
Jason: I'm stupid, do me. Everyone staring: Jason: i said that out loud
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Y/N: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Jason: Hi, I'm 'things'.
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Jason: Why doesn't Y/N find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Piper: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Jason: *bites lip*
Piper: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Percy: So, what is Jason to you?
Y/N: The reason I wake up every morning.
Percy: ...That's adorable.
Jason earlier that morning, barging into Y/N′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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