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Nico: Wow, Y/N, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Y/N: We literally slept together yesterday.
Nico: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Nico: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I'd get way too into it.
Y/N: What- how?
Nico: You'd be like "come to bed ... Mr. President" and I'd be like, "I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18."
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Nico: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Y/N: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Nico: Stop.
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Nico: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Y/N: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?
Nico: Seize the dick.
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Y/N: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Nico: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Y/N: ...
Y/N: You mean ring bearER, right?
Nico: ...
Y/N: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Y/N: How much did you spend on this date?
Nico: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
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Percy : I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Jason: I sleep with a knife.
Nico: Both of you are pathetic.
Percy : Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Nico: Y/N.
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Nico: *angrily presses Y/N against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Are we about to kiss-
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Y/N: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Nico: Aww-
Y/N: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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Nico: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Y/N: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Nico: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Y/N: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Nico: That one. I want that one.
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