Annabeth x Y/N incorrect quotes

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Piper: What are you getting Annabeth for the holidays?
Annabeth: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Jason: I'm getting Annabeth a divorce lawyer.

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Y/N: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Annabeth: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Y/N: But you're always acting stupid?
Annabeth: ...
Annabeth: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Y/N: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Annabeth: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Annabeth: Babe, please calm down.
Y/N: I asked for two large fries!
Y/N: *dumps fries onto table*
Y/N: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

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Annabeth, near tears: Please, Y/N, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Annabeth: You spent all our money on THIS??
Y/N, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Jason: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Piper: You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Y/N: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Annabeth: True, you can be really difficult at times.

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Y/N: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much bubs.
Annabeth: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Y/N: And I reserve that right! After all....
Y/N: I bet you wouldn't like the average movie made in 1879!
Annabeth: Babe there were no movies made in 1879.
Y/N: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Leo: Oooh! Let's go ask Nico if they saw it in theatres!                                                                                          Nico:  -_-

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Annabeth: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Y/N: Marry me.

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Y/N: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Annabeth: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Y/N: Fuck you.

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Octavian: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Y/N: I just wanna fucking marry Annabeth!!                                                                                                               Annabeth: 🥺

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Y/N: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Piper: Did Annabeth say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Y/N: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Percy: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Person D recently.
Y/N: No, Percy, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Percy: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Y/N: No! You're the only one for me.
Percy: Is that so?
Y/N: I promise! Annabeth and I are just dating, okay? They're my partner.
Percy: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Percy: You are still my one and only best friend! They're just the love of my life, nothing more!
Percy: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Y/N: Of course bro!
Percy: Bro...
Annabeth: What the-

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