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Y/N: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Reyna: Nope, there's 26.
Y/N: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Reyna: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Y/N: You'll get the D later ;).
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Y/N: I love you.
Reyna, not paying attention: What was that?
Y/N: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
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Reyna: Did it hurt when you fell-
Y/N: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Reyna: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Y/N: ...
Reyna: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Leo: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Y/N: Well Reyna and I-
Reyna: *elbows Y/N*
Y/N: ...wouldn't know
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Octavian: Did you take out Reyna as I requested?
Y/N: Reyna has been taken out, yes.
Octavian: You have my grat-
Y/N: It was a great restaurant.
Y/N: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Y/N: Reyna proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.
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Percy: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Y/N: We're chopsticks!
Frank: Well... that's cute!
Hazel: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Reyna: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Leo, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Reyna, not looking up from their book: Really? Y/N, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Reyna, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Annabeth: Y/N's in the kitchen.
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Piper: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Y/N: Do not do that.
Piper: You won't even notice!
Reyna, entering: Piper, you wanted to see me again?
Piper: Y/N's single
Y/N:
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Jason: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Y/N: Yes.
Jason: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Y/N: Ye- wait, what-
Reyna: anyone, that's not what bilingual means-
Jason: Shhh, it's okay Reyna. I still love you, man.
Reyna & Y/N: ...
Jason: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
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