*playing twister*
Jason: Right hand red.
Y/N: *ends up on top of Thalia*
Thalia: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Jason: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
...
Percy: Hey Person E, wanna third wheel on my date with Annabeth tomorrow?
Thalia: Sure.
Percy: Y/N! Wanna third wheel on my date with Annabeth tomorrow?
Percy: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Thalia & Y/N: ...
Annabeth: Percy...
...
Hazel: Y/N you can't move in with Thalia.
Y/N: Why not?
Hazel: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Y/N: I'm not wearing makeup right now.
Hazel: Holy crap, you're beautiful.
...
Leo: This totally sucks, man.
Y/N: This is horrible.
Leo: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today's news.
Y/N: No, it's not that, it's Thalia.
Y/N: It's just like, I can't get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it's their fault, that bitch!
...
Frank: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Y/N: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Thalia walks in*
Y/N: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
...
Y/N: Fuck you.
Thalia: No u.
Y/N: I'm down.
Thalia: You're like 2, what the fuck-
Y/N: I AM NOT 2!
...
Y/N: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Thalia: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Y/N: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Annabeth, on a walkie talkie: This is Annabeth, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
...
*Y/N and Thalia are in Paris.*
Y/N: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Thalia: But...
Y/N: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Thalia: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Y/N: Yeah.
Thalia: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Y/N: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Thalia: Okay, alright.
...
Thalia: Well, remember when Y/N made a romantic dinner for me?
Jason: Thalia, they microwaved you a pizza.
...
Frank: H-how do you ask someone out?
Y/N: Well, first-
Thalia: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Frank: ...And you said yes?
...
who else simps for Thalia Grace? 😩
- blue
