Y/N: Percy annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Leo: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Y/N: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.
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Percy: Are you a painting?
Y/N: What-?
Percy: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Frank: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
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Y/N: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Percy, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Jason: Wow, Y/N was late too! What a coincidence!
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Y/N: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Piper: What's up your ass this morning!
Percy: *walks in* ...Hey.
Piper: Hmm... nevermind.
Y/N: WAIT NO!
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Percy: I didn't drink that much last night.
Annabeth: You were flirting with Y/N.
Percy: So what? They're my partner.
Annabeth: You asked if they were single.
Annabeth: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Percy: So you like cats?
Y/N: Yeah.
Percy: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Percy: We both look very handsome tonight.
Y/N: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Percy: I couldn't take that chance.
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Hazel: Is this your plan B?
Percy: Technically, this is plan P.
Frank: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Percy: Yes, but I marry Y/N in plan M.
Y/N: I like plan M.
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Percy: I'm this close to falling in love with Y/N.
Leo: Your fingertips are touching.
Percy: Exactly.
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Piper: I like your top, Y/N!
Percy: I have a name, you know.
Y/N: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
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Hazel: Percy doesn't deserve you.
Hazel: If they don't treat you right by now, you're gone.
Y/N: I'm gone.
Leo: Now go chop their dick off.
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