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Annabeth: Time for plan G.
Percy: Don't you mean plan B?
Annabeth: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Piper: What about plan D?
Annabeth: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Y/N: What about plan E?
Person A: I'm hoping not to use it. Y/N dies in plan E.
Leo: I like plan E. Y/N: tHE AUDACITY-
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Leo: Rules are made to be broken.
Jason: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Percy: Uh, piñatas.
Piper: Glow sticks.
Thalia: Karate boards.
Y/N: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Leo: Rules.
Annabeth and Jason:
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Y/N: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Annabeth:
Annabeth: Y/N, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Y/N: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Y/N, texting Jason: Jason! Help I'm being kidnapped
Jason: Where are you?
Y/N: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Jason: I'll call Piper.
Piper, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Jason: Where's Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Piper: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Piper:
Piper: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Piper: BABE THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Frank: Why are you on the floor?
Y/N: I'm depressed.
Y/N: Also I was stabbed, can you get Piper, please.
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Leo: I turned out perfectly fine!
Y/N: Leo, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Leo: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Piper: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Percy: Not if they consent to it.
Y/N: Depends who you're stabbing.
Annabeth: YES!?!?
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Hazel: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Frank: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Y/N: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Thalia: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Frank: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Y/N: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Thalia: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Jason, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Y/N: Leo, my old arch enemy.
Piper: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Y/N: I have a life outside of you, Piper. Y/N whispering: See you tonight babe (piper)
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Nico depressed: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying. Will:...need a hug Y/N: personally i think you would be better at being a pRIEST-
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Y/N: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Percy: *chugs entire bottle*
Percy: It's perfume.
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Leo: Are we in trouble?
Jason: Take a guess.
Y/N: No?
Annabeth: Take another guess.
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Hazel: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Nico: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Y/N: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Frank: Just rip the bandage off.
Y/N: It's Annabeth.
Frank: Put the bandage back on.
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Y/N: They stole from me first!
Piper: Mhm.
Y/N: Stole my heart...
Hazel talking to herself: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Percy: *Screams*
Jason: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Annabeth: Should we do something?!
Piper, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Y/N: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Annabeth: Plane tickets?
Thalia: Concert tickets?
Nico: Prostitution?
Y/N, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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Percy: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Leo: Tubular AF!
Y/N: Mood to the max!
Annabeth, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Reyna, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
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Jason: You're a loose cannon, Y/N.
Y/N: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Hazel: I think you play by your own rules.
Piper: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Jason: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Y/N: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Percy is a loose cannon.
Percy: *smashes a chair*
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Annabeth: You have to apologize to Percy
Y/N: Fine.
Y/N: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Annabeth: Piper, can I talk to you for a second?
Piper: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Y/N are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Annabeth: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
Side Note: this is my first book published on here and i hope you guys like it. i will try to update as much as possible.
requests are open if you want me to do an incorrect quote between certain characters.
also question who do you ship the most in PJ and HoO?
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