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Y/N: Are we fighting or flirting?
Clarisse: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Y/N: Your point?
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Clarisse: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Y/N, blushing: Okay.
Leo: It's fucking summer.
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Clarisse: Hi.
Selina: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?
Clarisse: I did.
Selina: And what did they say?
Clarisse: "Thank you."
Selina: You're totally welcome. What'd they say?
Clarisse: They said, "Thank you." I said "I love you" and Y/N said, "Thank you."
{Later}
Y/N: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Piper: Did Clarisse say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Y/N: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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Percy: I know you love them.
Clarisse: I am not in love with Y/N!
Percy, staring at Clarisse: I never said who...
Clarisse: *realizes*
Clarisse: Shit. Well, anyways-
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Leo: So, are you two dating now?
Y/N & Clarisse: Yes.
Leo: Why?
Y/N: I happen to find Clarisse very appealing.
Leo: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Clarisse.
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Y/N: How do you know how to kiss? like who teaches you?
Clarisse: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now.
Clarisse: Would you like me to tutor you?
Jason: That was smooth.
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