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Annabeth: Dammit, Percy!
Percy: What?! It wasn't me!
Annabeth: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Y/N!
Y/N: Not me either.
Annabeth: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Leo: *whistles*
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*Hazel's helping Y/N out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Jason: How does Y/N look?
Piper: A little better than you, actually.
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Piper: Jason, I'm sad.
Jason: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Annabeth: Y/N, I'm sad.
Y/N, nodding: mood.
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Will: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Nico: Only if you also don't ask why
Nico: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Will:
Nico:
Will: This one is fine
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Percy: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Y/N: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Percy, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/N: Oh! B positive. Percy: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/N:
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Y/N, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Piper, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Leo: Tell Y/N about the birds and the bees.
Frank: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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The Roman, negotiating with The Greeks: We have Percy and Y/N Jackson. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Percy: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
The Romans:
Y/N: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Annabeth: PERCY. Y/N STOP
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Hazel: Hey, Y/N? Can I get some dating advice?
Y/N: Just because I'm with Annabeth doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Jason: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Nico: You people already know too much about me.
Percy: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
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Jason: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Y/N: Okay, but in my defense, Frank bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Jason: That's not what I wanted to- Annabeth: you drank SHAMPOO?
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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Annabeth Chase please come to the front desk?
Annabeth, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Percy and Y/N
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Percy and Y/N, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Annabeth: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
