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Piper: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Leo: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Y/N I just think they're cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Leo, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Jason: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Y/N: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Leo, deer!"
Jason: ...And what did Leo do?
Y/N: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
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Leo: There's no way they like me back.
Annabeth: Y/N would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Leo: Y/N would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Leo: sapnu puaS.
fRANK: What??
Y/N: What language is that.
Leo: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Leo was removed from the groupchat*
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Leo: Talk dirty to me~
Y/N: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Leo: Wha-
Y/N: The economy is in shambles.
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Leo: You're not jealous, are you?
Y/N: No!
Leo: Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
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Leo: *seductively takes off glasses*
Leo: Wow...
Y/N: *blushes* Haha... what?
Leo: You're really fucking blurry.
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Leo: This date is boring!
Y/N: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
Leo: Then why did you invite me?
Y/N: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you Y/N I'll do whatever I want!
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Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Leo: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Y/N: Holy moly-
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Leo: I think we should kiss.
Y/N: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.
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Leo: Hey, Y/N, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Y/N: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Leo: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Y/N: Can't really say I have.
Leo: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Y/N: Sorry, Leo. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
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