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Y/N: Frank and I got married!!
Nico: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
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Frank: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Y/N: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Frank:
Y/N: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Thalia: We know what you meant.
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Frank: But what about Y/N? They were my SOULMATE!
Percy: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
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Hazel: Why are your tongues purple?
Frank: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Y/N: I had a red one.
Hazel: oh.
Hazel:
Hazel: OH.
Leo:
Leo: You drank eachothers slushies?
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Y/N: That's ridiculous, Frank doesn't have a crush on me.
Annabeth: Yes they do.
Piper: Yes they do.
Frank: Yes I do.
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Y/N: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Frank: You're very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Piper: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Jason: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Frank: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Y/N: This is a lie.
Y/N: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Y/N: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Frank: I fell—
Y/N: From heaven?
Frank: No, I literally fell—
Y/N: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Frank: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Y/N: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Frank: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Y/N: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
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Frank: Is something burning?
Y/N, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Frank: Y/N, the toaster is literally on fire.
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